Brian Regan 🏫 Stupid in School

⁣His delivery of “moosen” is the most underrated punchline ever. Everyone expects “meese,” and he drops that gem. The master of curveballs, Brian Regan


"⁣Alright kids backs against the wall. It's time for public humiliation"
That's the most underrated line in this video



⁣“Well, what do you have there, Brian?”
“It's a cup of dirt.”
“Well, explain it!"
"It's a CUP with DIRT IN IT. I call it 'cup of dirt'”



⁣The "cup of dirt" thing had me rolling. A long time ago, on a visit to Fenway Park, my brother reached over the railing of the stands and filled a paper cup with dirt from the warning track on the field. He kept this cup of dirt -- later transferred to a jar -- as a souvenir of his visit to the ballgame. He was proud of it. Years later, after his untimely death, I came across his jar of dirt among his personal affects, and I kept it.

I don't know why. It was just a jar of dirt.
Or maybe it was something else.