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Brian Regan 🏫 Stupid in School
His delivery of “moosen” is the most underrated punchline ever. Everyone expects “meese,” and he drops that gem. The master of curveballs, Brian Regan
"Alright kids backs against the wall. It's time for public humiliation"
That's the most underrated line in this video
“Well, what do you have there, Brian?”
“It's a cup of dirt.”
“Well, explain it!"
"It's a CUP with DIRT IN IT. I call it 'cup of dirt'”
The "cup of dirt" thing had me rolling. A long time ago, on a visit to Fenway Park, my brother reached over the railing of the stands and filled a paper cup with dirt from the warning track on the field. He kept this cup of dirt -- later transferred to a jar -- as a souvenir of his visit to the ballgame. He was proud of it. Years later, after his untimely death, I came across his jar of dirt among his personal affects, and I kept it.
I don't know why. It was just a jar of dirt.
Or maybe it was something else.