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ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSUREâ ONE COURT DATE FOR EACH TITTY HE SAYS đ
âŁBetter get you a sport bra dude...a big one. Maybe two of them.
Source: https://old.bitchute.com/video/KStvKs3oN5dg/
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This story would be amusing all on its own...but this fellow is actually famous for appearing in a video - perhaps you've seen it:
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/vid....eo/protect-home-thie
https://twitter.com/barstoolsp....orts/status/97724359
Every once in a while, the internet blesses us with such a gem, such a beauty, such a captivating video that you canât help but appreciate it. This is one of those videos. You simply will not find a more animated, more charming human being that the chubby southerner in this video. The reporter asked, âwhat happened?â and it was off to the races. I was trying to pick out what specific parts I would write about and I couldnât so I transcribed the whole thing.
Guy: âSee thatâs what the problem was. See I heard âem first I said hold onâŠ.I said hold up, wait a minute. Something ainât right because then I started to taste eâem. I was like, *smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack. And then I started to smell âem, so it was like a smell like a taste like, *smack, smack, smack, sniff, sniff, sniffâ* I knew something special about it. You know?
Reporter: So what did you do when you heard the intruder?
Guy:I ran upstairs. I had to run I had to do what that little girlâŠwhatâs that hiding girl? Who dat girl uh, ? In the holocaust, she had uh, she uh Anne HathawayâŠAnn Frank! Thatâs that hiding bitch ainât it?! I had to get up the stairs. So he had so much rhythm when he was walking up the stairs. He *doom, doom, doom*, bitch almost started to beat box up in that closet. *A-pum-ch, a-pum-ch, a-pum-pum. A-pum-a-chi-a-pum-pum.* But I couldnât do it. I got court tomorrow. So,
Smelling intruders, Anne Frank, beatboxing to the footsteps. Not since âainât no got time for datâ lady have I been so engrossed in an interview. Itâs like he was born for that specific moment. I donât know what heâs going to court for but I wish him nothing but the best. It would be a real shame to see someone with that much storytelling talent waste away in jail. Hereâs to hoping we see much more of this guy in the future.
https://www.barstoolsports.com..../blog/959729/guy-goe