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A HOMO CAPENSIS MATING RITUAL CAUGHT ON FILM 🏳️‍🌈💉🦄🍆🏦🔫☠⚰🕍 [4-F CLUB AUDITION EPIC FAIL 👎👎]

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⁣This is a recent epiphany, but thus far, the foundation is solid 🗿

A homo capensis [approximate age: 64 Earth cycles; will provide native age of creature once available] was caught in the throes of a mating cycle, inducing the addled biped to attempt a 'Stop & Shop' with a 14 year old male child

It turns out that this specimen of homo capensis had incredibly addled sensory organs, allowing for a child decoy to be used to lure the hapless being into a LOGOS trap.

Once caught in the LOGOS trap, and all goalposts have been identified and nailed down, the beast's poison sac is rendered inactive [its pheremones can no longer beguile the Conscience Compliance Officers [it was discovered that homo capensis lack a mammalian brain, unlike mankind; it is also possible that homo capensis do NOT have the 'breath of life', as they were spawned before Genesis 2], whom will then begin the 'attempted humanization' of the captive omnivore

Because of the lack of mammalian brain matter, more precisely the frontal lobe, or cortex, homo capensis have less than zero capacity for actual cogent thought [a reptilian brain does allow homo capensis to forage, to reproduce [though sometimes, genetic 'difficulties arise, as homo capensis generally suffer from over 110 genetic 'misalignments; from ancillary research, this genetic dreidel game seems to be caused by haphazard gene merging attempts; further research is required]

It was determined that the subject was in a proximity contract with another member of the species; unfortunately, as homo capensis gender separations number as many as eight, a solid determination and/or pronoun designation could not be confirmed at time of report

Because the corraled homo capensis had clearly committed a society life violation, it was instructed to contact its contract-yent via its 5G goyim digital hemlock emitter

Contact was successful - at first, the homo capensis partially failed to properly communicate the facts of the situation to its c/y; at first, c/y seemed listless and confused; possibly in the throes of an adrenochrome smoothie; once said communication was properly relayed by the CCO, c/y became...{off-record note: possible unlisted specie of c/y - not familiar with uttered sonics}

Conclusion: this homo capensis seems to have no appreciable deviation from the standard; note that the creature indicated less than zero regard for the well-being of the intended target [it has NOT been determined at this time if this was planned as what has been termed as a 'dinner date']

RECOMMENDATION: Re-settling efforts should continue apace, along with the North American Pavement Ape [name change suggestions welcome]

Source: https://www.bitchute.com/video/wQthHEBd6Z8n/

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AltCatTV & Odysee thumbnail: https://gifer.com/en/7hi0

https://ifunny.co/tags/capensis

https://www.quora.com/Did-Neph....ilim-exist-Are-there

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