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CANST
269 Views · 3 months ago

⁣What happens when Hollywood legend Harrison Ford faces off against Joy Behar in the most explosive daytime TV confrontation ever caught on camera? Watch as a simple promotional interview turns into an all-out verbal war that ends with Ford delivering devastating truths and storming off the set. This unprecedented clash shows what really happens when celebrities fight back against hostile hosts. You won't believe how this ends!

#harrisonford #theview #joybehar #celebritydrama #tvmoments #hollywood source: https://youtu.be/SqeHVcaeRz8

CANST
243 Views · 1 year ago

⁣Published on Jul 26, 2015 on Brighteon; couldn't quite get it uploaded at the time to this channel - this involves GC proteins, Vitamin D, nagalase and the untimely deaths of doctors involved with same

http://www.HagmannAndHagmann.com [now https://www.hagmannpi.com/ 🔎]

The Hagmann and Hagmann Report is broadcasting a special Saturday edition, featuring the very knowledgeable and articulate Dr. Ted Broer, founder of director of HealthMasters. But it’s not just about health.

Dr. Broer is perhaps one of the most informed people about the state of affairs in America. He knows history and is a leading voice in the world of geopolitical analysis.

Source: https://www.brighteon.com/0000....0000-0000-0000-0005-

Thumbnail: http://beforeitsnews.com/blogg....ing-citizen-journali

https://idoc.pub/documents/hag....mann-hagmann-report-

https://www.yumpu.com/en/docum....ent/view/55568284/ha

https://www.drhirani.com/wp-co....ntent/uploads/2015/0

CANST
77 Views · 5 months ago

⁣Kanversation™ - H H by Ye Ukulele cover by Tower Gang Toad

Source: https://x.com/TheKanversation/....status/1921363316963

Thumbnail: https://imgflip.com/i/9tofv5 [thanks to https://imgflip.com/meme/381872944/Kanye-face 🖼]

Man These People Took My Kids From Me
Then They Post My Bank Account
I Got So Much Anger In Me
Got No Way To Take It Out
Think I’m Stuck In The Matrix
Where The Fuck’s My Nitrous
Yes I Am A Cuck I Like
When People Fuck On My Bitch

The Shit That I’m Posting On Twitter
They Telling Me Hey Don’t Say That
How Niggas Can’t See Me In Public
I’m Driving An Off Road Maybach
With All Of The Money And Fame
I Still Can’t Get My Kids Back
With All Of The Money And Fame
I Still Don’t Get To See My Children

Niggas See My Twitter
But They Don’t See How I Be Feeling
So I Became A Nazi
Yeah Bitch I’m The Villain

Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
They Don’t Understand The Things I Say On Twitter
Nigga Heil Hitler
They Don’t Understand The Things I Say On Twitter
All My Niggas Nazis, Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
All My Niggas Nazis, Nigga Heil Hitler

She [?] Pants
Nigga Heil Hitler
She [?] Hands
Nigga Heil Hitler

Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
All My Niggas Nazis, Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
All My Niggas Nazis, Nigga Heil Hitler

Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler

https://lyricsworldyou.com/202....5/04/heil-hitler-lyr

CANST
52 Views · 8 months ago

⁣FLAT OUT TRUTH - Did you ever wonder why 90% of the Grand Canyon is restricted to public? Did you know NASA owns the rights to parts of the Grand Canyon? What could possibly be the reason for that? 🧐

Source: https://x.com/TheFlatEartherr/....status/1886842063603

Does NASA Own Property in the Grand Canyon?

The Grand Canyon, one of the most iconic natural wonders in the United States, has been a subject of fascination for scientists, tourists, and the general public alike. While many people are aware of the canyon’s stunning natural beauty, few may know about the ownership and management of the land within the Grand Canyon. One question that often arises is: does NASA own property in the Grand Canyon?

Direct Answer: No, NASA Does Not Own Property in the Grand Canyon

To answer this question directly, no, NASA does not own any property in the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon is a federal park managed by the National Park Service (NPS), an agency within the United States Department of the Interior. The NPS is responsible for preserving and protecting the natural and cultural resources within the park, which spans over 1.2 million acres.

Who Owns the Land in the Grand Canyon?

The land within the Grand Canyon is owned by the federal government, specifically the Department of the Interior. The park is divided into three main areas: the Grand Canyon National Park, the Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument, and the Glen Canyon National Recreation Area. Each area has its own management plan and regulations.

https://gbtimes.com/does-nasa-....own-property-in-the-

Of course, there's this:

https://science.nasa.gov/earth..../10-things-grand-can

CANST
83 Views · 2 years ago

⁣Source: https://twitter.com/billsesquire_11/status/1725127521459454152?s=46&t=viXKLvLSavEypqW3w2ALWw

Thumbnail: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne....ws/article-9338713/K

Bill S. Esquire - … I got nothin. Gonna vomit and go to work

A kids' TV show featuring completely nude adults answering questions about the human body has sparked fury in Holland.

An advert for the programme called 'Simply Naked', which is set to be televised by the public broadcaster NOS, showed a group of adults disrobing in front of an audience of children.

The boys and girls, aged between 10 and 12, were invited to ask questions on subjects such as how confident the adults felt in their own bodies.

The series' developers say it has been 'very carefully produced,' is intended to educate children about the human body and that there are no questions about sex.

But critics have branded it 'disgusting,' with the leader of the right-wing FvD party Thierry Baudet saying it 'comes close to promoting paedophilia'.

Left-wing MP Tunahan Kuzu called the programme 'ridiculous' and told his Twitter followers to write to the national broadcaster to complain.

The conservative SGP party has also asked questions in parliament over why the programme is going ahead.

It comes after a preview of the series aired which showed the varying reactions of the children and some of the questions which they put to the adults.

One of the children said: 'This is not a show I need to see.'

While another told the broadcaster: 'It's good to know that other people worry about the same things too.'

TV presenter Edson da Graça told NOS: 'The aim is to teach children that each and every body is different and that not all bodies are perfect.'

Elsbeth Reitzema from the Rutgers sexual health foundation, which collaborated with NOS to produce the series, said that the steady stream of semi-pornographic images which children see everyday on television and online gave them a distorted view of the human body.

'Those who see ordinary naked bodies more often have a more positive body image,' she said.

The public broadcaster said in a statement: 'The children knew exactly what was going to happen and they could say how they felt during the programme at any time. ... We had expected a bit of a ruckus. Not everyone will think this is for children and that's OK. It's up to the parents to decide if their children can watch.'

The series is based on the Danish kids' TV show Ultra smider tøjet (Ultra strips down), which is now into its second series.

It has been popular in Denmark, although not without criticism, where many believe that children should be exposed to the realities of life - so-called 'Nordic parenting'.

'We recognise the significance of a bruise,' Sofie Münster, a parenting expert told the New York Times in October. 'Danish parenting generally favours exposing children rather than shielding them.'

A particularly famous example is how children were given front row seats to observe as a giraffe was euthanized, dissected and then fed to lions at Copenhagen Zoo in 2014.

'This is how we educate our children,' Münster said. 'We show them reality as it is.'

On the other hand, the conservative Danish People's Party has argued against the show.

Party chairman Peter Skaarup said in September that it is 'completely wrong and far too extreme.'

He added: 'Shouldn't we just let children be children?

'It corrupts our children, who at that age already have many things running around in their heads. There is no need for these things on top.'

CANST
46 Views · 9 months ago

⁣There are plenty of gross things that fast food employees have done to food, but something tells me that it’s going to be hard to out-gross what this woman did to a customer’s hot dog recently.

The video below, apparently taken at a California restaurant, shows a waitress in the kitchen waiting for the coast to be clear before quickly lifting her leg up and shoving a hot dog up her vagina. It gets worse. The waitress then proceeds to put the hot dog back on the bun before serving it to a customer. What in the hell?

Check out the gross video below.

Pretty damn vile.

Now why did this lady do this? Well our best guess is that she was super pissed at a customer. Or maybe her customer was an ex-boyfriend. Or maybe she enjoys sticking food up her vagina. Regardless, what this lady did was gross and she is apparently under criminal investigation now.

And now I will be staying at home and making my own food from now on.

h/t The Hook Mag

And then there was this nightmare: British Woman’s ‘Improved’ Vagina Almost Rips Off Boyfriend’s Penis

https://www.mandatory.com/fun/....1234995-british-woma

http://www.mandatory.com/cultu....re/1282139-waitress-

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MeX8uoo178

Thumbnail: https://imgflip.com/i/9icf4a

0stees
126 Views · 3 years ago

⁣Radiohead I Have A Paper Here That Entitles Me To Fast Track Status Shirt



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CANST
36 Views · 6 months ago

⁣NEW ARCHBISHOP “TIMOTHY M. DOLAN” CANNIBALISM AFFIDAVIT RELEASED: “TIMOTHY M. DOLAN” ATE ‘CHILD’ BRAINS SERVED TO HIM BY “GEORGE H. BUSH” AT A TABLE ALONG WITH GEORGE W. BUSH, BILL CLINTON, DICK CHENEY, MIKE PENCE, JOHN KERRY, AND MSG THOMAS BRADY [HANNIBAL THE CANNIBAL]

https://timothycharlesholmseth.....com/new-archbishop-

Comment from the OG poster - ⁣allendaves:


THE POPEs-VICAR OF CHRIST TILL HE RETURN WAS ALWAYS FRAUDULENT & HERITICAL

BEGINING OF MINISTRY
Luke 4:18/ Isaiah 61:1…spirit of the Lord is upon me....TO PROCLAIM acceptable ⏰YEAR OF THE LORD⏰ and THE DAY OF 🚨VENGEANCE🚨

END OF MINISTRY
Lk 21: 20.. WHEN YE SHALL SEE ⚠JERUSALEM COMPASSED⚠ WITH ARMIES, THEN KNOW THAT THE ⚠DESOLATION⚠ THEREOF IS NIGH .... 22. THESE BE THE DAYS OF 🚨VENGEANCE,🚨 that ALL THINGS WHICH ARE WRITTEN MAY BE 💪FULLFILLED💪... 28 ....your ✝REDEMPTION✝ DRAWETH NIGH

JESUS 2nd COMMING & END OF THE WORLD came already... fullfilled all the law & reason the law of Moses is no longer in effect.

DANIEL 9: 24. SEVENTY WEEKS ARE DETERMINED upon thy people and upon thy HOLY CITY, TO FINISH THE TRANSGRESSION, and to 🩸MAKE AN END OF SINS🩸.

🔥CATALYST =
DAN 9:26 And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself:

Luke 20:13 Then said the lord of the vineyard, What shall I do? I will send my beloved son: it may be they will reverence him when they see him..15 So they cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him.

⚠DESOLATION⚠ =
.....What therefore shall the lord of the vineyard do unto them? 16 HE SHALL COME and DESTROY these husbandmen, and shall GIVE the vineyard TO OTHERS...

⚠DAN 9 DESOLATION⚠

👉(💥A💥) .. ⚠DESTROY⚠... CITY SANCTUARY... THE END THEREOF SHALL BE WITH A 💦FLOOD💦
Mat 24:39 ..until the 💦FLOOD💦 CAME ..so shall.. coming of..Son of man
Jer 46...cometh up as 💦AFLOOD💦, whose waters... 8 ⛰Egypt⛰ riseth up like 💦A FLOOD,💦 ...will cover the earth; I will ⚠DESTROY THE CITY⚠...10....THIS IS THE ⏰DAY OF THE LORD⏰ GOD OF HOSTS, A DAY OF 🚨VENGEANCE,🚨... 20. ⛰Egypt⛰. .⚠DESTRUCTION⚠ ((Rev 11:8 ...the great city, which SPIRITUALLY is CALLED Sodom and ⛰EGYPT⛰, where also our Lord was crucified.))...21.THE DAY OF THEIR CALAMITY WAS COME...THE ⭐TIME OF THEIR VISITATION⭐ (((Lk 19 :44... not leave..one stone upon another....the ⭐TIME OF THY VISITATION⭐)))...22. The 💥👹VOICE THEREOF SHALL GO LIKE A SERPENT;👹💥
Nahum 1:2...LORD REVENGETH...TAKE 🚨VENGEANCE🚨..5...MOUNTAINS QUAKE ...🔥🌏THE HILLS MELT, AND THE EARTH IS BURNED.. THE WORLD, AND ALL....THEREIN🔥🌏...7..IN 🚨THE DAYOF TROUBLE🚨 ...8...AN OVERRUNNING 💦FLOOD💦 HE WILL ⚠MAKE AN UTTER END OF THE PLACE⚠ ...10 ...🔥🌏THEY...DEVOURED AS STUBBLE.🔥🌏

👉(💥B💥) …UNTO THE END OF THE WAR ⚠DESOLATIONS⚠ ARE DETERMINED. 27.. shall ✝🎶CONFIRM THE COVENANT🎶✝ WITH MANY FOR ONE WEEK:
Rev 1:7.. cometh with clouds.👁👁EVERY EYE SHALL SEE HIM.. THEY ALSO WHICH PIERCED HIM👁👁.. THE EARTH SHALL 💧WAIL💧 BECAUSE OF HIM.
Zech 12:1.. ⚠WHEN THEY SHALL BE IN THE SIEGE⚠.. 6. IN THAT DAY....👁👁THEYSHALL LOOK UPON ME WHOM THEY HAVE PIERCED👁👁, THEY SHALL 💧MOURN💧 ..11. A GREAT MOURNING IN JERUSALEM...INTHE VALLEY OF ☢☠MEGIDDON*☠☢
Rev 16:14...👹SPIRITS OF DEVILS👹 working miracles, ... to☢☠GATHER THEM TO BATTLE☠☢of ⏰THAT GREAT DAY⏰ Almighty. 15. I COME 🥷AS A THIEF🥷 .. 16... HE GATHERED THEM....☢☠ARMAGEDDON☠☢
Zech 14:1. THE ⏰DAY OF THE LORD⏰ COMETH.. 2...I WILL ☢GATHER ALL NATIONS☢....⚠THE CITY SHALL BE TAKEN⚠ ...15...PLAGUE.. of all the beasts... ..19 This shall be the punishment of ⛰EGYPT⛰, ...

👉(💥A💥) …IN THE MIDST OF THE WEEK (AD 70)... CAUSE THE 🎶SACRIFICE🎶 AND.. ⛔🎶OBLATION TO CEASE🎶⛔
Heb 7 :12...PRIESTHOOD being ⛔CHANGED,⛔ there is...necessity a ⛔CHANGE⛔ also of the LAW..
Ps 40:3...put ✝🎶A NEW SONG✝🎶 in my mouth,..6 ⛔Sacrifice and offering thou didst not desire; .. burnt...and sin offering hast thou not required.⛔
Gal 4:3... when we were children, ⛔WERE IN BONDAGE⛔ under the 🕎ELEMENTS OF THE WORLD🕎:...9... how turn ye again to the... 🕎ELEMENTS🕎 whereunto ye desire AGAIN TO BE IN BODAGE?

👉(💥B💥) …MAKE IT ⚠DESOLATE⚠, EVEN UNTIL THE 🎯CONSUMMATION🎯...
1 Cor 13:8 .. PROPHECIES... TONGUES, they shall CEASE...10 WHEN 🎯THAT WHICH IS PERFECT🎯 IS COME, then... shall be done away.
Acts 3:19. Repent... YOUR 🩸SINS MAY BE BLOTTED OUT🩸WHEN 🎯THE TIMES OF REFRESHING🎯
Isaiah 28:5 IN ⏰THAT DAY⏰...unto 💯THE RESIDUE💯....12 This is the REST.... 🎯THIS IS THE REFRESHING🎯: yet they would not hear....21. he shall be 🚨WROTH🚨... bring to pass his act, HIS 👽STRANGE ACT.👽

🎯THE NEW JERUSALEM🎯
Tertullian, "Against Marcion" book 3 chapter 25.(~206 A.D.)"...the divinely-built city of Jerusalem, ‘.. FOR IT IS EVIDENT FROM THE TESTIMONY OF EVEN HEATHEN WITNESSES, THAT IN JUDEA... SUSPENDED IN THE SKY A CITY... FOR FORTY DAYS. As the day advanced... sometimes it would vanish instantly."

2 Thess 2:10.... received not 🎯THE LOVE OF THE TRUTH🎯....11.. GOD SHALL SEND THEM STRONG 🤡DELUSIONS🤡.
Isaiah 66:4 I ALSO WILL CHOOSE THEIR. 🤡DELUSIONS🤡....22 For as 🎯THE NEWS HEAVENS AND ...NEW EARTH🎯.

2 Tim 4: 4..TURNED UNTO FABLES..... 8 , shall give me AT THAT DAY: and...UNTO ALL THEM...that 🎯LOVE HIS APPEARING🎯
IMPOSSIBLE to love an appearing U deny!?! (context= New heavens of "that day")

https://www.scribd.com/doc/305....366745/Revelation-th

https://www.academia.edu/23464....127/REVELATION_THE_F

CANST
71 Views · 1 year ago

⁣After 19 months of waiting Wolfgang Halbig finally received is FOIA hearing with key people in Sandy Hook. The hearing was scheduled for 3/31 and was canceled for unknown reasons without much notice to Mr. Halbig. Wolfgang Halbig is a concerned citizen with a history in Law Enforcement; Florida State Trooper, he was Executive director for the Children’s Safety Inst., Director of Risk Management, school principle, school & workplace Safety Expert Witness Consult. a U.S. Customs inspector.

Initially, like everyone else, Mr. Halbig believed the Official story and wanted to help in the efforts. Mr. Halbig even donated $ to the cause. He contacted Those involved in the case and was offering his expertise and experience and started receiving strange responses. He felt there were inconsistencies in the behavior of the those involved like the Governor of CT, the Police chief of Newtown and various others who were involved. Mr. Halbig began noticing other inconsistencies about the case itself that did not match the official story.

Mr Halbig has been featured on NBC’s DATELINE & CBS’s Good Morning America.

A nationally recognized school safety and security expert and consultant, he has provided safety training and school assessments for more than 8,000 school districts nationwide.

Wolfgang Halbig came to the U.S. at the age of 12 from Germany and moved to Florida and said it was a Privilege when he raised his right hand and became a citizen of this country. He said he was proud to become a citizen of this county, “I Loved America for what it was”.

I taught American History and what our forefathers sacrificed and we have to tell the truth to move forward”. Wolfgang Halbig saw there were “missing pieces” in the Official story of Sandy Hook and is seeking answers to very simple questions that are not offensive to parents , the school board or the town. for over a year they refused to answer any of Mr. Halbig’s FOIA requests.

Mr Halbig began questioning Sandy Hook about a week after the incident 12/14/2012. Every school emergency has 4 distinct time periods and Mr. Halbig was looking at the first 10 mins.

Police parked a quarter of a mile from the entrance of the school in the first 10 mins of the incident which made Wolfgang Halbig question the story.

“That’s not how police respond”. “Why no Trauma Helicopters”, asked Mr Halbig. “Who declared all those 27 people dead within the first 11 mins”, they didn’t allow paramedics and EMT’s into the school.

Wolfgang Halbig had 2 “homicide detectives” come to his house and threatened him for asking questions about Sandy Hook. The CT State Police were going to file felony charges against him for harassment for asking questions. ​

Photos by Cat Watters 🖼

Thumbnail: https://democracychronicles.or....g/sandy-hook-hearing

Sandy Hook was a psyop

CANST
221 Views · 3 years ago

⁣Two space cadets crash-land on a desert planet, where an evil wizard seeks the ultimate power to take over the world. Although the movie borrows some background footage from Star Wars, the plot is mostly unrelated.

https://www.esquireme.com/news..../the-strange-case-of

The strange case of Turkish Star Wars

The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back

The sub-genre of mockbusters has been celebrated (albeit somewhat ironically) for years, with a brisk trade in VHS tapes and copied DVDs. Now, many of the “classics” of that genre are freely available on the internet, often with recently-added English subtitles.

While the likes of Asylum studio in America are currently doing fine with modern straight-to-DVD rip-offs and Bollywood regularly steals from American films (“now with added dancing”), few do it better than the Turks did. Some spectacular mockbusters were made in the 1970s and ’80s in Turkey that really need to be seen to be believed. The most famous of the collection is the “Turkish Star Wars”.

In 1982, director Çetin Inanç made a film called Dünyay Kurtaran Adam, which translates as “The Man Who Saves the World”. It would become famous by its unofficial title “Turkish Star Wars”. This was mostly due to the wholly unauthorised use of spliced-in footage from George Lucas’ ’77 original that Inanç used for many of his film’s scenes. Not all of them made sense in context and they were all in a different aspect ratio to the rest of the film. But that didn’t stop the sticky-fingered director, who seemed to have a plan that consisted of stealing clips and music from wherever he could. He filled the rest of the (very loose) narrative with his own actors, and although the plot doesn’t follow the original Star Wars shot-for-shot (far from it) it’s very clear what film is mostly being copied.

Inanç’s film, and numerous others like it, was made because around that time the Turkish film board wasn’t letting many Western blockbusters into the country. Inanç had started out making erotica, but following the military coup d’état of the country in 1980 and the passing of new censorship laws, he decided to move into propaganda and action films instead. He soon gained the nickname “jet director” due to his penchant for making entire films in just ten days.


Unfortunately, the lack of money at his disposal and minimal time spent on his films was clearly evident in the final products.
As well as stealing actual footage from Star Wars, other gaps in the film – and budget – were filled with stock footage of the Russian space programme and old newsreel clips of NASA rocket launches. And when it came to the original effects shot in Turkey, it’s evident that no expense was spent.

They did a least have a recognised actor. The film’s star was Cüneyt Arkin, who far from being a desperate B-movie jobber was one of the biggest actors in the country at the time. (He is now considered a legend of Turkish cinema, with over 250 films to his name.) Arkin was a qualified doctor but, more relevantly, was also a trained martial arts expert. So rather than lightsaber fights there are a lot of hand-to-hand combat scenes that make good use of his skills. One scene in particular – the training montage – has become cult viewing. While such scenes have become a cliché to the point that even doing a parody of it is now clichéd, this one is bewilderingly fantastic. At one point the hero kicks a boulder into a wall causing an explosion. The fact that it’s all set to the Giorgio Moroder version of the Battlestar Galactica theme just makes it somehow better. And weirder.
In fact, the whole soundtrack is a rip-off, but as with the montage, rather than just taking the original Star Wars music by John Williams, it also makes use of other famous scores. Along with Battlestar Galactica’s music, the director also incorporates the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme tune; at other points it “borrows” music from Flash Gordon, Moonraker, Planet of the Apes, Silent Running and even uses Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor”.

It was not uncommon at the time for soundtracks and characters from other films to be used in Turkish cinema. For example, in one of the Turkish Batman films, the villain looks suspiciously like a total rip-off of Ernst Blofeld from the James Bond series. Those suspicions are confirmed when you see him in one scene with a cat on his lap and then, just in case you still weren’t sure, the famous John Barry 007 theme strikes up.

While some of the martial art skills on display in Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam are fairly decent, it seems strange to see them being used in the famous Alderaan cantina scene on home-made aliens that look like Sesame Street puppets. At one point, a large Elmo look-alike is karate-chopped in half. All of this is intercut with actual Star Wars alien footage and with a ropey cover of the cantina bands music playing in the background.

Along the way we see a copy of Robbie the Robot from Lost In Space, working for someone who is clearly based on Ming the Merciless. There are skeletons on horseback, zombies, slave girls, ’50s style spacemen, two golden ninjas and a big furry monster that even the props department from early Doctor Who episodes would laugh at. This creature’s voice was seemingly over-dubbed by someone going “Grrrrr…raaaah” in post-production. It’s all a wonderful mess, but other than the unintentional hilarity, the only thing going for it compared to the Lucas series is the complete absence of Jar Jar Binks.

Although not a success at the box office, it spawned a sequel — Son Of The Man Who Saves The World. Arkin continued to get regular work although his last film in 2008 was a poorly-received Turkish sex comedy that currently has an IMDb score of 1.8 out of ten.

Turkish Star Wars, however, has become cult viewing, with surprisingly regular public screenings, and it has led to director Çetin Inanç being celebrated as the Turkish Ed Wood. Inanç would go on to make rip offs of Jaws and Rambo (see right) during the ’80s, but Turkish Star Wars will forever be his magnum opus.

Despite the fact that the film infringes on a huge number of copyrights, the film itself is seemingly not in copyright so is free in the public domain to view or download via the excellent http://archive.org. It’s worth seeing, if only so the next time someone says to you that the latest Hollywood film was the worst film they have ever seen, you’ll be able to reply, “Hang on, have you ever seen Turkish Star Wars?”

Six other Turkish mockbusters

Korkusuz (1986)
Translated as “Rampage”, this is the Turkish version of Rambo, and despite the low standard set by the American original this still falls comically short. His rocket launcher appears to be a child’s toy that barely shoots more than six feet, but that doesn’t stop the many explosions in the distance and hammy deaths galore.

Badi (1983)
Special effects are tricky to do with no budget, but that didn’t stop the Turks making their own version of E.T. using a child in a rubber alien suit. It emits smoke from its rear end and some scenes are speeded up, but then it veers from slapstick comedy to heartbreaking scenes of animal death that would give Kes a run for its money. The sequel (Homoti) features an alien with a visible zip on his back.

Seytan (1974)
The Exorcist gets the treatment with a plot that pretty much follows the original (except being Turkish instead of using the Bible they use the Muslim Holy book) while the famous scene with the possessed child in bed is like a strange parody. That said, it’s not as bad as the others listed here. Sure it’s not going to have you leaving the lights on at night, but we’ve seen worse effects in recent B-movies.

Süpermen Dönüyor (1979)
This version of Superman has some truly horrible flying special-effects and the fight scenes are comically choreographed, in places looking more like an episode of The Benny Hill Show. In its defence, however, unlike the Indian Superman rip off, at least his Turkish counterpart doesn’t occasionally break into a very camp dance routine for no reason.

Çöl (1983)
In the Turkish version of Jaws, along with the famous shark (and its visibly peeling paint job) there are martial arts fights, high-speed car chases and in the middle of the film, an exotic dance sequence. Purists will be glad to see the famous John William theme is used, but also present one the soundtrack are Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” from Rocky and instrumental cover version of Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love”.

Turist Ömer Uzay Yolunda (1974)
The Star Trek rip-off was loosely based on one of the 1966 episodes of the original TV series and notably would have had a budget of about the same. And, rather than an American soundstage they got to use the actual ruins at Ephesus as a setting for an alien planet, yet still this comes off as pretty terrible. The addition of a comedy Turkish tramp named Ömer the Tourist (mentioned in the title) really doesn’t add to Gene Roddenberry’s original vision.

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After many attempts to gather the original actors in the film to create a sequel to The Man Who Saved the World, a follow-up, The Son of the Man Who Saved the World (Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam'ın Oğlu), commonly known as Turks in Space, was shot in 2006.

The sequel was released on 15 December 2006. Some fans expressed their disapproval that the special effects were not similar to the original film, where all the space scenes were ripped directly from science fiction titles of the time, such as Star Wars, the Star Trek series, and Battlestar Galactica. Famous actors from Turkey, such as Mehmet Ali Erbil took part, and Kartal Tibet directed.

Publishing House
36 Views · 10 months ago

The more you know...

The solution is to return our stolen children to both biologically interseted parents so they are not subjected to pervert cultists like coward andrew tate.

CANST
113 Views · 3 years ago

⁣Source: https://gab.com/GladeMillerSmi....th/posts/11000107760

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CANST
34 Views · 7 months ago

⁣Texas 🇺🇸 - BIG PHARMA TARGETED EASTERN KENTUCKY!

A familiar story (all around the country) put to song! 🎶

“The Devil Wore a Lab Coat”

She’s really good! 👏👏
Mary Kutter

Source: https://x.com/MustangMan_TX/st....atus/190421962695268

Publishing House
34 Views · 8 months ago

⁣February 17, 2025 - Two jewy police harass your publishing house owner after midnight claiming someone called because 'someone' was sleeping in the restroom to use video looking in without warrant. Showed them the restrooms and let them in like the last pigs that came for my neighbor but put me in cuffs in the past for being near the location. Asked them for equal enforcement of the no public sleeping desantis law where a black male nigger is criminally trespassing and easily seen sleeping by the public CURRENTLY at
5315 Jammes Rd, Jacksonville, FL 32210
+19047787289 'Jammes Food Store' = Invaders selling death drugs including alcohol to taxpayer funded nigger shields
No one has permission from the invader jew slum owner to do illegal things like sleeping in public says desantis.
There are no 'services' to refuse because taxpayer funded jewish shelters are gulags that harm you for sleeping there to death.
~5 Hand gun shots heard close by just before police arrived so maybe looking for runners.
The pigs make it impossible for the owner to request removal with in-person forms.
Guy bikes by reporting active pit bull biting people, police do nothing.
Pig says he thinks the real drug dealers dig through trash for food and don't have cash for hotels. Idiot.

Ongoing brown invader gang parked blocking passage at Raw Hyde and Jammes in 32210. Reported for years.

Your publishing house is currently BUYING 10x4 SOLID non-marking tires for the ENGWE Y600s
Also buying all other sides of solid tires.

More at https://watch.white-pilled.tv/@Publish

Blood Libel https://files.catbox.moe/2y2bbj.pdf
The Ritual Murder Accusation at the Limit of Jewish History

https://rumble.com/c/AllimSayin

Off duty Jacksonville police officer attempts to murder child playing squirt guns
https://jaxtoday.org/2025/02/1....2/student-shot-senio

An off-duty officer of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement shot an 18-year-old student in the arm Wednesday as he played a game of “Senior Assassin” in Nassau County with a water gun.

High school seniors often play the game using water guns

The shooting happened just before 6 am. on Purple Martin Lane in Yulee. The FDLE agent saw what appeared to be three people prowling outside his house in the dark, Nassau County Sheriff Bill Leeper said.

One of the three students was from Yulee. The student who was shot is from Bishop Kenny High School in Jacksonville. He was taken to UF Health with injuries that were not life-threatening.

“This incident demonstrates exactly why parents need to take this seriously and speak to their kids about the dangers of these types of games,” Leeper added. “The next time this happens it could be someone’s life.”

****The Sheriff’s Office did not release the names of the students or the FDLE officer. More information will be released when it is available, the Sheriff’s Office said.

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https://www.flsenate.gov/Sessi....on/Bill/2024/1109/An
2018-201912 $99 million
2019-202013 $ 50 million
2020-202114 $ 42 million
2021-202215 $ 42 million
2022-202316 $ 20 million
Total $ 154 million
For Fiscal Year 2023-2024, the Legislature appropriated $5 million in nonrecurring funds for security
funding at Jewish day schools. $25 million for security measures at Jewish day schools

https://www.flgov.com/eog/news..../press/2021/governor
$4 million in security funding for Florida’s Jewish Day Schools, including for the first time ever funding for professional security
$1.35 million for the Florida Holocaust Museum in St. Pete
$400,000 for the Holocaust Memorial in Miami Beach
$100,000 for the Holocaust Task Force
$250,000 for the Florida-Israel Business Accelerator
$1 million in recurring funds aerospace and other technology through a memorandum of understanding which Space Florida has entered into with Israel

https://apnews.com/general-new....s-7cd1e6eed8554e5b80
Katsav, 71, was sentenced to a seven-year term in 2011 after being convicted of two counts of raping an employee and sexually harassing other women.

The bill prohibits discrimination on the basis of religion in the K-20 public school system.
https://www.flsenate.gov/Commi....ttees/billsummaries/

https://www.flsenate.gov/Commi....ttees/billsummaries/
reimbursement for up to $1,500 of annual veterinary costs associated with caring for a retired police dog by the former handler or adopter who incurs the costs.

$300,000 in recurring funds implementing and administering the program.

https://humanrights.ucdavis.ed....u/projects/the-guant
The use of "restraint chairs" in the forced feeding of prisoners - Twenty five chairs shipped to Guantánamo

CANST
34 Views · 9 months ago

⁣NEW: CA Governor Gavin Newsom says he is so furious at Trump for blaming him for the California fires that he won’t even respond.

Newsom, who has directed billions of gallons of water into the Pacific Ocean, fumed that Trump would blame him.

“One can't even respond to it… This guy wanted to politicize it. I, I, I, I, I have a lot of thoughts and I know what I want to say. I won't.”

Total clown. California is in flames, largely thanks to him, and he is crying that someone criticized him.

Zero shame or accountability.

Source: https://x.com/CollinRugg/statu....s/187716602315107171

Thumbnail: https://canadafreepress.com/ar....ticle/ca-governor-ga

HAPPENING NOW: Here is the President elect Donald J Trump predicting the current Palisades wild fire in California on the Joe Rogan podcast 3 months ago.

https://x.com/em33253/status/1877096900458926114

https://deadline.com/2020/09/c....alifornia-governor-n

CANST
602 Views · 1 year ago

⁣Independent documentary positing the theory that Barack Obama's spouse is male.

From the vaults of VfB

Thumbnail: https://imgflip.com/i/377zl1

CANST
44 Views · 11 months ago

⁣SonOfEnos - Israeli settler caught on camera raping a cat. Just when I thought my opinion of jews can't get any lower, they go and do something like this

Source: https://x.com/SonOfEnos_/statu....s/185727792698032550

The first thing that came to VfB was "What's New, Pussycat" by Tom Waits...but figured that was too much on the nose; instead, what was found fits the video length: My stupid dog raping my cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZPEakPAJOY

Thanks again to KAPWING

How close is the Israeli army to collapse?
Plummeting morale, mutinous soldiers, a rash of suicides and espionage are wearing Israel down.

https://electronicintifada.net..../content/how-close-i

Project Esther: A National Strategy to Combat Antisemitism
PROJECT ESTHER A National Strategy to Combat Antisemitism National Task Force to Combat Antisemitism The Torah, in the Book of Esther (Megillat Esther), tells us that in the mid-fourth century BCE, a thriving…

https://www.heritage.org/progr....essivism/report/proj

CANST
121 Views · 2 years ago

⁣Source: https://twitter.com/andypowlas..../status/175684421168
Here’s the “Hitler Was Right” ad that aired during the #SuperBowl
#hitlerwasright adding a old post from hANOVER fIST:
The Pedophocracy - David McGowan
I found one of my old documents and saw a name in the document that chilled me to the bone. I'm not gonna keep it a secret, dear readers...that name is Rudolph Giuliani.
Check out Chapter Three in The Pedophocracy - you will bear witness to the perfidy committed by this personage. This is the same personage who assisted in the destruction of a crime scene; namely, he allowed the steel that comprised the superstructure of the WTC buildings to be shipped off to China.
http://www.whale.to/b/pedophocracy.html
You'll like Chapter Three - It's titled, "Uncle Sam Wants Your Children"...and not for campfires and S'Mores, either.
http://www.whale.to/b/pedophocracy.html#the_pedophocracy,_Part_III:_Uncle_Sam_Wants_Your_Children__
I just finished the entire document...and it is my opinion that there are TONS of pedophiles entrenched in our government, our military and our day care facilities. I caution you, parents - be wary of where you leave your children, and with whom you entrust their care and well-being.
I understand that Sir Rudy is entertaining a run for the governorship of New York. Don't do it, asshat - if I even get wind of such a thing, I will post EVERY DAY highlighting some act of perfidy that involves your person until you run with your stupid lisp tucked between your stupid gums.
Begone.
How about the girl from Hofstra making up an incident of rape? That's not going to go well for the next true rape victim.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/....2009/09/16/hofstra-r
Found a new blog to add to the list - JCN Did 9/11.
http://jewishcrimenetworkdid911.blogspot.com/

Hospitality
36 Views · 11 months ago

⁣Hillman Family Reunions | Register Now For Thanksgiving 2024 and 2025
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The Canada Goose is known for its diligent and family-oriented nesting habits. These geese construct their nests near water bodies, typically on islands or elevated sites, using a mix of grasses, down feathers, and plant materials. The female takes on the responsibility of incubating the eggs while the male stands guard, showcasing a cooperative and attentive approach to parenting.
https://avibirds.com/geese-in-florida/

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Knife MEGA Sale FREE Used Knives! Knifing Sets $5-$300🔪Delivery Available From Jacksonville Florida

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Ronald McDonald House Charities | Cultists need the covid virus hoax to excuse their massive obsession with raping and killing our children!

https://odysee.com/@Publish:6/perv-heeb:1
Jacksonville Beach Perv Heeb Needs "Nerdy Dudes In Their Early To Mid 20's" So He Can Scream About Killing Everyone But He's "Willing To Compromise."




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