SORRY, STYMIE 🔯🚢 YA FELL FER THE OL' (((BAIT AND SWITCH)))

⁣Source: https://twitter.com/ultradane/....status/1649878293297

Special thanks to FL00d for the ending: https://odysee.com/@FLOOD:3

Remember I began telling you my life lesson of death from the age of 8? I never finished it

Mom is coming home from a 12-hour shift...she decides to buy her kids some breakfast, so she takes a detour to grab some items not locally available

Right before she gets in the store, a voice calls out to her

"Hey, lady - I just found a bag with money in it!"

There's a guy standing next to him

They say to her, "Why don'tcha get into our car, and we can divide it 3 ways?!?"

Um...WAT

Mom realizes 'three-way' doesn't mean what they're saying out loud...and having actually worked a 12-hour shift, realizes she'll NEVER MAKE IT HOME IF SHE GETS IN THAT CAR, REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER MONETARY OUTCOME THAT COULD POSSIBLY RESULT

Actually, as you are reading, this story incorporates all three of the major deadly sins: SEX, DEATH AMD MONEY

This, I learned at the age of 8

Imagine thinking that you could ever fool me

Well, someone did try at the age of 13

All ya did, putz, was to enforce those lessons I'd heard, lived and experienced 5 years ago - a delta 𝛥

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