AS I AM ABOUT TO BE DOXXED 🪪 I FIGURED I'D BEAT THEM TO IT

⁣As I passed out nuzzling the turret of the Think🪖Tank, little did I know that one of our gunnery sargeants had popped a blue pill

I didn't believe in them...but now that the party's over, I figured I'd throw my crippled ass to yore tender mercies

I nearly had a blue pill on muh lips when the rest of the crew BEAT THE BRICKS OFF MY BITCH ASS 🥊🤕

What you see is all that's left

I think I will be able to post videos...but now I sound like Mark Levin on a medicated Shmoo butt plug 🍆💩😋😲

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH tendies, goyimzes 😋

Actually...just blame FLOOD 😁