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CANST
20 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣Meet my new pal, Layton Howerton! He was on Coach's show this morning!
INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER - LAYTON HOWERTON | 4-12-2024
https://coachdavelive.tv/w/e6A5uzQ6d2cKGKRNAUw3EZ
https://www.brighteon.com/d886....392b-a92f-4b6a-827e-
This is the official music video for Layton Howerton's "Holy Place". Thank you for liking and sharing this with your friends!
Wherever you find grace, it's a holy place...
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3abGK_NnkA
Layton ended the show with three words: FOCUS YOUR MECHANISM 🧰

CANST
23 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣This is a humiliation ritual, and possibly the breaking point - it's bad enough that we allowed the Bathhouse Barry psyop to run eight years plus; it's entirely possible that this will break the minds of people beyond recovery

VfB doesn't pretend to know the entire story, but recall the film WANTED, with Angelina Jolie, the curving bullets and the loom. It looks to VfB as if ol' Charly's number came up today to get thrown into the barrel

TOBIAS GOTS THAT BRIGHTER SHADE.

https://youtu.be/ju9w5qyvJy4

Kamala 'Kneepads' Harris is in NO WAY BLACK, baby!

CNN’s Erin Burnett is joined by Charlamagne tha God after Former President Donald Trump falsely claimed that his 2024 Democratic rival, Vice President Kamala Harris, ā€œhappened to turn Blackā€ a few years ago, saying that ā€œall of a sudden, she made a turnā€ in her identity. #cnn #news

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CANST
15 Views Ā· 1 year ago

⁣You were going to get HOW OUR CONSCIOUSNESS IS USED TO CREATE REALITY ✓ LOOSH EXPLAINED, but "Copyright Notice: You do not have permission to reuse this content as your own throughout all the universe. The Alchemist © 2024."...so no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2Eg3BZ_DM

Watch that, and then this [order doesn't matter]

Source: https://odysee.com/@exposingje....ws:6/2025-03-18-10-1

Thumbnail: https://www.reddit.com/r/Reinc....arnation/comments/j4

After reading Michael Newton's book about reincarnation and afterlife and also stuff about loosh energy I got the sense that we are all imprisoned by archons and we have nowhere to run away. Like why should we suffer to evolve when we can be given all information in an instant by higher beings if they will to. Everything seems like an endless cycle just to collect loosh energy like how they show people their family members or put guilt traps and persuade them to reincarnate and that made me to wonder weather there are any benevolent beings out there And if so why would they let us stay prisoned by archons?

Also I checked my birth horoscope and it was so accurate to some very specific details that makes it kinda scary and impossible to deny. Again makes me think that we're just being played and this endless cycle of karma's never ending. And like 99% of our life is preplanned

Would appreciate to know your opinions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Souln....exus/comments/ubu0j2

https://www.reddit.com/r/consp....iracy/comments/8ilkq

CANST
11 Views Ā· 4 months ago

⁣While Pakistanis are wondering where the hundreds of poor Pakistanis who disappear every year are going, but it turns out that they are being sold in the Chinese and other international markets, and that too in this form.

Source: https://x.com/RealBababanaras/....status/2014593654346

CANST
27 Views Ā· 3 years ago

⁣Just grabbed this as is finished: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73J8xT4c4EY

Thumbnail: https://imgflip.com/i/7kl2us

This is great; at first, it sounded like Radix missed the mark...but VfB should know better

šŸ’‰šŸ’Š PHARMACEUTICALS, baby šŸ’‰šŸ’Š

Pattern recognition, folks 🄸 VfB's got it

I'm very conversant with the story of Travis the chimp...this adds another layer upon my foundation of knowledge 🪨

#LIBOR #AdamLanza #SandyHook
Adam Lanza, the alleged Sandy Hook Shooter called into a radio program called Anarchy Radio back in 2011. He talked about Travis the Chimp and he likened his attack to those of teen mall shooters.

Adam Lanza's psychiatrist was convicted of child sex crimes. His father Peter Lanza was involved in the #LIBOR banking scandal, as was the father of Aurora "dark knight" shooter and obvious MKUltra victim James Holmes.

Was Adam a victim of child sexual abuse?

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#AdamLanza #SandyHook #TravisTheChimp #Radio #Radiocall #Oregon #peterlanza #libor #nancylanza

CANST
29 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣AMERICANS - - - ARE YOU SITTING DOWN - - - YOU MIGHT NEED TO SIT DOWN.

DR Chris Shoemaker: North American scientists spent 15 years trying to discover how to stop a covid pandemic should one occur - The research was all done by 2015-2016.

DARPA - the research arm of the US military knew and specifically recommended and passed the information on to the CDC that Ivermectin in particular was the absolute number one product to be used in the event of a coronavirus pandemic.

It was also known that HCQ was highly antiviral and immune modulatory - Proven

Source: https://x.com/BelannF/status/1836118997189660945

Thumbnail: https://twitter.com/VSainement..../status/160840106751

CANST
27 Views Ā· 3 years ago

⁣SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!: https://bit.ly/2OsRhsi Heard about natto and wondering what exactly it is? Here in this video, we discuss the ins and outs plus info on its main top 2 nutrients, vitamin K2 and nattokinase, and what they're REALLY good for.

Called a Japanese superfood, it's most well known for its very slimy texture and strong scent. Although natto is an acquired taste to some, it’s a worthy fermented food to add to any savory meal. (To jump to your video section of choice, scroll down for Video Chapter Timelines.)

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Vitamin K as a Diet Supplement with Impact in Human Health: Current Evidence in Age-Related Diseases: https://bit.ly/3swnUVu
The Book of Miso, W. Shurtleff and Akiko Aoyagi, Page 42
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Video Chapter Timelines:
0:20 Intro - What is Natto?
2:19 How is Natto Used?
3:59 What is Natto Slime Made Of?
5:18 What is Natto is REALLY Good For?
5:24 #1 Natto Contains Nattokinase
6:37 #2 About Natto and Vitamin K2
9:09 Precautions

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Disclaimer: All information in this video is for educational and general purposes only and is the personal view of the authors; not intended as medical advice, diagnosis or prescription. This content has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to cure or prevent any disease. Always consult a medical professional to seek treatment for any health issue or medical concern.

©Superfood Evolution: https://www.youtube.com/@SuperfoodEvolution

https://petermcculloughmd.subs....tack.com/p/dissoluti

Holy Grail of COVID-19 Spike Protein Detoxification
Far and away the most common question I get from those who took one of the COVID-19 vaccines ...
https://www.theepochtimes.com/....health/holy-grail-of

Nattokinase is an enzyme is produced by fermenting soybeans with the bacteria Bacillus subtilis var. natto and has been available as an oral supplement. It degrades fibrinogen, factor VII, cytokines, and factor VIII and has been studied for its cardiovascular benefits. Out of all the available therapies I have used in my practice and among all the proposed detoxification agents, I believe nattokinase and related peptides hold the greatest promise for patients at this time.

Tanikawa et al. examined the effect of nattokinase on the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2. In the first experiment, they demonstrated that spike was degraded in a time and dose-dependent manner in a cell lysate preparation that could be analogous to a vaccine recipient. The second experiment demonstrated that nattokinase degraded the spike protein in SARS-CoV-2 infected cells. This was reproduced in a similar study done by Oba and colleagues in 2021.

CANST
22 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣Source: https://twitter.com/freestatew....ill/status/172670463

Thumbnail: https://imgflip.com/i/5du7pi

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø - The January 6 questions that most avoid asking are: Who were the 140+ people that FBI "informational and operational asset" Doug Hagmann had inside and around the Capitol? Why did they call for 500k armed men to come to DC? And why do they have backgrounds in intel agencies? 🧵

The ol' bait & switch in play

#fedsurrection we all know what really happened on January 6, 2021 ā² time to pay, scumbags

Pass The Salt Ministries
https://coachdavelive.com/

CANST
28 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣Chuck Callesto - BOMBSHELL REPORT: ⚠ Exclusive intel reveals that the attack on The Francis Scott Key Bridge was a TERRORIST ATTACK launched by the Chinese Communist Party on American soil, using ā€œremote towingā€ technology on the ā€œThe DALIā€. DEVELOPING..
VfB was one of the first to posit 'remote control' of the MV Dali - sometimes, you must be fearless
Source: https://twitter.com/ChuckCalle....sto/status/177985654
Thumbnail: https://www.nbcconnecticut.com..../news/national-inter

CANST
30 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣nikola 3 - People disapperaed live on camera Look good who bealive in this or who not
Source: https://x.com/ronin19217435/st....atus/183721528858629
Thumbnail: http://gizmodo.com/5908654/thi....s-lovely-weather-wom

CANST
6 Views Ā· 12 months ago

⁣ GRESHAM COLLEGE
Watch the Q&A session here: • Q&A: Witch-Hunting in European & Worl...

This lecture confronts the worldwide phenomenon of the persecution of suspected witches, now a serious, contemporary problem condemned by the UN in 2021.

It will show what has been unusual about Europe in this global pattern, and why the notorious early modern witch hunts there commenced and ended.

This lecture was recorded by Ronald Hutton on 5th June 2024 at Barnard's Inn Hall, London

Ronald is Gresham Professor of Divinity.

He is also Professor of History at the University of Bristol.

The transcript of the lecture is available from the Gresham College website:
https://www.gresham.ac.uk/watch-now/w...

Gresham College has offered free public lectures for over 400 years, thanks to the generosity of our supporters. There are currently over 2,500 lectures free to access. We believe that everyone should have the opportunity to learn from some of the greatest minds. To support Gresham's mission, please consider making a donation: https://gresham.ac.uk/support/

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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucZrMm_4FlA&t=263s

CANST
54 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣IDIDNOTKNOW posted:

This is the hidden enemy in our midst. This is the child eater cannibal race and their control systems.

This is who tortures 5000+ of our children to death for ADRENACHROME every month.

This is your government. This is the hidden hand behind every government. Governments created by men is the practice of Jewmasonry. This encompasses all countries that operate under Jewmasonic Maritime Admiralty legalism. If you have a legal system then you are under the control of Jewmasonry, PERIOD, no exceptions to that rule.

The cult of the Edomite/Canaanite/Babylonian/Khazarian Jews, the people's of Nimrod the giant Nephilim who was killed by King Og the Rephaim in the 100,000 Giant War; the serpent seed of Nimrod.

The Synagogue of Samael/Lilith.

Nimrod, the offspring of the bloodline of Cain, the 1st born of Samael/Lilith, was considered to be a god, which is a word that means ruler & law giver, he was the god of Babylon, whereas, Samael/Lilith are the GOD (dual male/female serpent) of this earthly realm. The Living Truth, the Father of the ALL, is something far beyond these little gods.

Nimrod was hated for his defiling of the perfect body in creation by being the very first to circumcise himself and command that all the males in His Kingdom be circumcised upon birth and his practice of child sacrifice done in hidden places, the drinking of the blood and eating of children.

Ancient Edomite/Canaanite/Babylonian/Khazarian/Jewish Scroll on Reptilian Viper Skin.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/HqYvhjwWNY2c/
2nd scroll, https://www.bitchute.com/video/mw6WScAPOApR/

Jewmasonry, the brotherhood of the snake/serpent/Samael/Lilith. The Synagogue of Nimrod.
This murderous and hateful cult goes all the way back in time to the beginning.

(Indeed the 33rd degree requires the Masonic Initiate to re-promulgate the symbols revealed to them so far. This is to test the initiates understanding of the meaning behind them. If he has properly understood what has been taught him, he will use those symbols - but transmuted into new form - to create a new order, religion, state, or institution founded by himself and based on his interpretation of the doctrine. If this effort is successful he becomes a "Free and Accepted Jewmason").

These are the people who have shaped the world in their own evil image, the builders or changers of the natural world.

These are the people who create countries and governments and legal system and religions.

These are the children of Samael/Lilith. Edomite/Canaanite/Babylonian/Khazarian/Jews, that say they are the chosen people of the Serpent, the Serpent Seed.

A small sampling of 33rd Degree Jewmasons and their Crafts/Witch-craft/Kabbala:

All members of every Royal Family, Child torture and child sacrifice. - Grand Masters.
George Washington - 33rd Degree - Nimrod worshiper - The Apotheosis exalting him as if he was a god surrounded by many Roman gods and deities - a Satanist. America was created by European Jewmasons.
Charles Darwin - 33rd Degree – ā€œTheoryā€, (not fact and therefore not science, only a theory), of evolution. Self proclaimed Luciferian. -
Albert Einstein - 33rd Degree - "Theory" of relativity, (not fact and therefore not science, only a theory), -
Johann Adam Weishaupt - 33rd Degree - Bavarian Illuminati -
William Wynn Westcott, Samuel Liddell MacGregor Mathers - 33rd Degree - Golden Dawn. -
Spencer Lewis - 33rd Degree - Rosecrution Order -
Lord Palmerston - 33rd Degree -Palladian Rite -
Edward Bullwer-Lytton - 33rd Degree - Asiatic Brehtren -
Jamal al-Din al-Afghani - 33rd Degree - Salafi Islam -
John Yarker - 33rd Degree -Theosophy -
Baha Ullah - 33rd Degree - Baha'i Faith -
Prince Hall - 33rd Degree - Prince Hall Masonry -
Pascal Beverly Randolph - 33rd Degree - Hermetic Brotherhood of Luxor -
Carl Kellner - 33rd Degree - Egyptian Rite -
Baron Rudolf von Sebottendorff - 33rd Degree - Thule Society -
Hassan al Banna - 33rd Degree - Muslim Brotherhood -
Joseph Smith - 33rd Degree - Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints -
Charles Taze Russell - 33rd Degree - Watchtower Society -
Rob Morris - 33rd Degree - Order of the Eastern Star -
Allen Dulles - 33rd Degree – ODESSA -
Aleister Crowley - 33rd Degree - Ordo Templi Orientis -
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard - 33rd Degree – Scientology.

And the list goes on and on and on. Anyone that achieves success in this world you can bet is a member of this ancient cult or brotherhood of the serpent.

They are the serpent seed which now have their main seat of world control located in Switzerland. They are the royals, the bloodline of the Nephilim, and the Edomite/Canaanite/Babylonian/Khazarian/Jews are the infiltrators or foot soldiers, hybrid reptiles, for the Swiss royals.

Ever wonder why so many global corporations like the WHO, UN, WEF, big pharma, big tech and CERN, banking, and the likes are all located in Geneva Switzerland? Well, now you know why.

CANST
34 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣Einz zwei polizei, gettin stabbed by D.E.I. šŸŽµ

All from the ThinkšŸŖ–Tank

Thumbnail: https://i.imgur.com/WBsagSc.png

This was planned over 15 years ago, to my reckoning; 2008 was when VfB became aware of #londonistan: Foreknowledge Of Londonistan Ten Years Prior And Of The Attack Upon The USS Liberty

http://tinyurl.com/USSLibertyLies

Just to recap: machete munky goes ape, gets restrained...and what does the polizei do...?

They un-restraint the attacker!

As the polizei begins to 'assert authoritah' upon one of the the restrainers, machete munky goes right for his neck!

CHOP CHOP! SACRE BLOW ME! šŸ”Ŗ

w e w

CANST
12 Views Ā· 2 years ago

⁣Mirrored – Fair Use (share) – ? ā€œWE WILL NOT COMPLYā€ ☠ ?
The People's Voice
According to hospital whistleblowers, sadistic nurses — working anonymously without name tags in hospitals during the pandemic — euthanized millions of patients without the consent of their families. Let’s be clear — this was state-sanctioned murder.
What’s more alarming is that these mercenary ā€œnursesā€ have now disappeared without a trace, escaping any form of accountability.
Big Pharma and the elite think they carried out the perfect crime during the pandemic. But we’ve got news for them. The case is not cold, and we are not going to stop until the truth is exposed and justice is served.
https://rumble.com/v5fxyit-ins....ider-uk-govt-hired-m

Clearly the recent tyrannical position with Covid-19 restrictions and the ever-tightening mandates were not in our interest, especially our children, and we have to fight back and demand our leaders act. With upcoming elections in both the USA and Canada the self-installed tyrannical WW governments bent on total control will still try to force the mRNA depopulation bio-weapon and digital passports. As of today, I have gotten no response from our Chancery Office or any of their supporting documentation I requested. Of course not, there is absolutely no medical evidence whatsoever in favour of the Covid-19 vaccine or mandates; it’s a globalist demon hive-mind agenda. "We do not comply!" Pray! Please share. Marcum - MyCatholicRedPill

Share ā€˜Bishop2021-10-06(redacted).pdf’
https://app.box.com/s/7nrv0z5p....b46b89q4w22t46ukbe2x

Share ā€˜Ultimate Proof Covid-19 links.pdf’
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Heretic Pope Francis and the Illuminati Freemason Globalist Depopulation Agenda -V4.pdf
https://app.box.com/s/a2dme9h5....ln5hjrlcl8qq020rvilz

Over 90% of WW Governments, Hollywood, MSM and Vatican are Installed Demonic Murdering Psychopaths
https://www.bitchute.com/video/OmILPz9kU4vh/

Architect Of Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act: Covid Vaccines Are 'Weapons Of Mass Destruction'
https://www.bitchute.com/video/t8SrbEMHGeUt/

The mRNA injections they may have very well killed 17M+ people around the World ?☠?
https://rumble.com/v53ssv1-the....-mrna-injections-the

A PAPAL MELTDOWN: Vigano Accused, Rupnik Excused - unedited version ('Get the f*cking vaccine!'- die -save the planet)
https://rumble.com/v53s2co-a-p....apal-meltdown-vigano

New! Updated 2024-01-18
Heretic Pope Francis and the Illuminati Freemason Globalist Depopulation Agenda -V4.pdf
https://app.box.com/s/a2dme9h5....ln5hjrlcl8qq020rvilz

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CANST
12 Views Ā· 1 year ago

⁣Jillian Michaels - How crazy is this… The supposed letter signed by ā€œover 17000ā€ doctors denouncing @RobertKennedyJr is actually fake. Take a look.

Source: https://x.com/JillianMichaels/....status/1882822251722

Thumbnail: https://therightscoop.com/watc....h-jillian-michaels-e

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/d....octors-senate-rfk-jr

Playing right now [@1:23 PM EST]: NNR'S BIG FAT SEETHE

https://rumble.com/v6cwtsy-nnr....s-big-fat-seethe.htm

🚨 NSFW LANGUAGE WARNING 🚨

VfB has challenged Night Nation Review to a debate on his channel TONIGHT

https://odysee.com/@Odysee:8/n....ewmonetizationmodel:

Thus far, not even a hint of a response šŸ¤”

POLITIX PARALLAX ֍ 1/23/2025 ֍ TALK THERAPY THURSDAY

https://odysee.com/@NightNatio....nReview:5/PXPX_1-23-

CANST
31 Views Ā· 1 year ago

⁣FLAT OUT TRUTH - Did you know April 1st is actually the true New Year? ā±

Source: https://x.com/TheFlatEartherr/....status/1906840674869

Thumbnail: [thanks to https://tartariabritannica.com..../blog/april-1st-the- šŸ–²]

For most, April 1st is a day of pranks, harmless tricks, and laughter at the expense of the gullible. But beneath the surface of this seemingly innocent tradition lies a forgotten history—a tale of deception, reshuffled time, and a deliberate effort to sever humanity’s connection to the natural cycles that once governed life.

What if I told you that April 1st was once the true New Year? And what if those we mock as ā€˜April Fools’ were actually the last keepers of a sacred tradition?

This is the story of how the New Year was stolen—and how those who held fast to the old ways were turned into the world’s greatest joke.

Long before the rigid imposition of the modern calendar, the New Year was not an arbitrary date dictated by papal decree—it was a celebration of cosmic and earthly renewal. Ancient civilizations across the world, from the Egyptians to the Persians, aligned their calendars with the Spring Equinox.

The logic was irrefutable: spring marked the return of life, the resurrection of the Sun from its lowest point in the sky, the blooming of flowers, and the beginning of new agricultural cycles. Everything—planting, fertility rites, and the cosmic dance of the heavens—pointed to this as the true start of the year.

The Romans, too, originally celebrated the New Year in March, with festivals honouring Mars, the god of war, as armies prepared for the campaign season. Even their own calendar, predating Julius Caesar’s reforms, recognised March as the first month—hence why September, October, November, and December retain their numerical roots (seven, eight, nine, and ten) despite now sitting in the year’s latter half.

In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII introduced the Gregorian Calendar, ostensibly to correct drift in the Julian system. But this was more than a mere refinement—it was a reshuffling of time itself.

The New Year was officially moved to January 1st, a date with no natural significance, severing the people’s spiritual and practical ties to the equinox. Though the Catholic world was ordered to comply, not everyone was so quick to abandon their ancient traditions.

For decades—perhaps even centuries—many continued to celebrate the old New Year around the Spring Equinox, culminating in early April. These were the holdouts, the ones who clung to what had always been.

But history is written by the victors. And the victors do not simply change dates; they change perceptions.

A smear campaign began, branding those who celebrated the New Year in April as ā€œfools.ā€ They were mocked, ridiculed, and made the butt of jokes—leading to the tradition of April Fool’s Day. What had once been a sacred time of renewal and natural alignment was twisted into an occasion for deception and trickery. The real joke, however, was played on the world at large, as most would forget why this transition happened at all.

We live in an age where official narratives shape our understanding of history. Yet, beneath these layers of imposed traditions, the echoes of the old ways still remain—hidden, but not entirely lost.

April 1st, far from being a day of foolishness, is actually a relic of a time when people aligned themselves with the natural rhythms of creation. It is a day of defiance, a quiet rebellion of the past whispering through the present.

So the next time someone calls you an ā€œApril Fool,ā€ smile—because, whether they know it or not, they are acknowledging your connection to a lost truth.

Perhaps it is time to reclaim what was taken.

Perhaps the real fools are those who blindly follow imposed traditions, never questioning why things are the way they are.

Perhaps, after all this time, the joke is still on them.




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