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CANST
43 Visninger · 1 år siden

This is a testament to the levels of spitefulness to which can be reached; in Canada, Trump's cameo in the film Home Alone 2 was removed:

https://finance.yahoo.com/vide....o/home-alone-2-trump


https://www.cnn.com/videos/med....ia/2019/12/27/home-a



VfB says - why not go full potato and replace him with TaterTot 🤣


Thumbnail: ⁣http://www.sneakpeek.ca/2019/1....2/donald-trump-movie

CANST
18 Visninger · 1 år siden

⁣9mmSMG - Don't kick in the door to a hotel, and you won't get your bell rung.

Source: https://x.com/9mm_smg/status/1807408282597740868

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CANST
42 Visninger · 1 år siden

⁣VfB figured this out at the age of 4...but who would pay attention to a precocious kid?

Ed Palefsky, the cameraman, was actually the 1st man on the moon 📸

Source: https://old.bitchute.com/video/TPcDTxCwS1Kb/

CANST
14 Visninger · 1 år siden

⁣VfB's idea for a THE UNITED SPOT drop: ⚫

The end of Caddyshack, as Danny puts to the lip of the cup, and Judge Smails and Doc Beeper begin celebrating prematurely, not realizing that the game is NOT done - this is exactly where we are at this moment [of course, we're well past that moment, Carl has tripped the explosives, and we are right now dodging - VfB got shrapnel in the leg, so can attest to the reality of the situation]

The casting could be wild on this one! Who gets to play the gopher? 🐿

We make pictures talk, come with us and enjoy some of the most hilarious talking picture videos around. Our main goal is to make you laugh,, bring a smile to your face and brighten your day a little. This is just for fun, every video is a parody and meant for playful fun. Don’t take life so seriously, sometimes we just need to take a moment and laugh. Please come and visit us, subscribe and watch a video. We appreciate all of our subscribers, we wouldn’t be here without you. Thanks to all of you who have supported us.

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/rmD3E9fhu37f/

VfB realized that this is all a big shoah, so the best suggestion to make is to write in one's own script; if you leave it to these wet brains, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOU...OR CARE TO

CANST
35 Visninger · 1 år siden

⁣This is the video of Jon Minadeo distributing anti-Semitic pamphlets around West Palm Beach while using racial slurs sometime around early September of 2023.

It was originally titled "Jon Minadeo is a Racist Coward (Guy in tank top) DISTURBING RACIAL SLURS WARNING", but that's gay AF!

Just so you realize - this putz has 170 subs...and the video has exactly 170 views!

He posted 3 cringe-filled comments:

@clipsyoucantshowyourmother
16 hours ago (edited)
Jon has trouble removing his own bra when he gets to 2nd base with himself https://youtube.com/shorts/EA6....FznOQU_U?si=RqTkc1bj

Reply or kvetch

@clipsyoucantshowyourmother
15 hours ago
I can only get hard to the idea that he's angrily punching his own pindick in frustration of not being able to comment lololol

Reply or seethe

@clipsyoucantshowyourmother
15 hours ago
Oh no Jon's husband wants to post but youtube has him flagged as spam whatever will his burner accounts and 60 subscribers do lol

It's EASY BAKE OVEN TIME! 🧑‍🍳

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_CPmishnIA

CANST
28 Visninger · 1 år siden

⁣VfB is pretty sure you all recall HELL HATH NO FURY ⚢ LIKE A YENTA SCORNED

Now comes 🪩 the mixtape

OG post: https://x.com/taradublinrocks/....status/1718507850828

Source: https://flood.social/post/1333....5_his-name-is-steve.

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CANST
33 Visninger · 1 år siden

⁣Happy Juneteenth 🤣

Source: https://x.com/BenBankas/status..../1803523336003100944 BELATED 📅 JOONTEEFUS!

As was posted yesterday, THE ROSENBERGS ☭ SOVIET SPIES was the real reason for the commemoration of June 19th, NOT this false commemoration of something that was against the charter of the Constitution; if this is incorrect, why the bait and switch of the 13th Amendment?

Back In 1933, America Was Sold Down The River

The following text is courtesy of Jeff Anderson - I also recommend Michael Badnarik's Constitution Class 101 - the link is to Part 1 of 7.

http://www.facebook.com/profil....e.php?id=10000055356

http://video.google.com/videop....lay?docid=5085838350

What this breaks down to is this:

Back in 1933, when the United States went into bankruptcy because it could no longer pay its debts, it pledged the American People themselves without their consent as the asset to keep the government afloat and operating. Because government no longer had any way to pay its debts with substance, and was bankrupt, it lost its sovereignty and standing in law. Outside and separate from Constitutional Government, to continue to function and operate, it created an artificial world consisting of artificial entities. This was accomplished by taking everyone's proper birth given name and creating what is called a "fiction in law." By way of an acronym., i.e. a name written in ALL-CAPITAL-LETTERS to interact with. A name written in ALL CAPITAL-LETTERS is not a sentient, flesh and blood person. It is a corporate fiction or deceased person. Government, as well as all corporations, including the Internal Revenue Service, cannot deal with you or interact with you via your proper name given to you at birth, only through your ALL-CAPITAL-LETTERS-NAME!

As a direct result. attorneys and lawyers cannot and do not represent you in your 'Private Capacity'. Attorneys and lawyers represent corporations, artificial persons, and fictions in law - ONLY!

What the majority in this country fail to recognize is this: because of the bankruptcy and having been pledged as an asset to the National Government's debt, this makes all citizens DEBTORS under Chapter 11.

DEBTORS in bankruptcy having lost their solvency - have NO RIGHTS, no STANDING IN LAW and are at the mercy of the CREDITORS... via their attorneys.

All courts today sit and operate as Non-Constitutional, Non-Article Three Legislative Tribunals administering the bankruptcy via their "statutes" (codes). All Courts are Title 11 Bankruptcy Courts where these statutes are, in reality, "commercial obligations" being applied for the "benefit" or "privilege" of discharging debts with limited liability of the Federal Reserve Monopoly colorable-money Federal Reserve Notes (debt instruments).

This means every time you end up before a court - not only do you NOT have any standing in law to state a claim upon which relief can be granted, YOU HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS! Why? Because you are a DEBTOR under the bankruptcy, and in addition to having contracted away your rights in exchange for benefits and privileges; you do not have one single shred of evidence to establish otherwise.

In bankruptcy, ONLY CREDITORS have rights! In a nutshell, as a DEBTOR, you have no Rights, they are reduced to mere privileges which are licensed, regulated, and can be altered, amended and changed to meet whatever the particular or special needs of their government for whatever whim. If taking away your home, your car, taxing your labor, or locking you up for violating any of the SIXTY MILLION-plus legislatively created DEBTOR codes and statutes they have on the books today happens to meet the needs of their government - it really doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize who the loser will be!

https://tona13.blogspot.com/20....11/01/back-in-1933-a

CANST
44 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣VfB raids the vault again 🍆

Thumbnail: https://qanon-news.com/categor....y/people/michaelrobi

CANST
21 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣Chuck Schumer's Grilling Gaffe Goes Viral: Senator Deletes Post After Twitter Roasts His Raw Cheeseburger Skills

In a Father's Day post that was quickly deleted, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) shared a photo of himself at the grill, attempting to showcase his culinary skills. However, eagle-eyed Twitter users noticed a major flaw in his cooking technique: Schumer had placed a slice of cheese on a raw burger patty, sparking a wave of ridicule and memes. The post, which Schumer captioned "Our family has lived in an apartment building for all our years, but my daughter and her wife just bought a house with a backyard and for the first time we’re having a barbecue with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill!", was ratioed into oblivion before the senator took it down.

The incident highlights the pitfalls of politicians trying to appear relatable on social media, with Schumer's attempt to connect with the common man backfiring spectacularly. Twitter users were quick to point out that the senator, who has a net worth estimated at over $69 million, probably doesn't spend much time grilling in his daily life. The photo also drew criticism for its apparent pandering, with some accusing Schumer of using his family's recent home purchase as a way to score political points.

#chuckschumer, #grillingfail, #cheeseburgergate, #politiciansonsocialmedia, #relatabilityfail, #fathersday, #memeoftheday, #offtopicshow additional Information: The incident has sparked a broader conversation about the authenticity of politicians' social media posts and their attempts to connect with the public. Some have argued that Schumer's post was harmless and that the criticism is overblown, while others see it as a symptom of a larger problem with politicians trying to appear relatable without actually understanding the lives of everyday Americans. The incident also highlights the power of social media to hold public figures accountable for their actions and statements, and the importance of being mindful of what is shared online.

Source: https://x.com/OffTopicShow2/st....atus/180274631730043

Thumbnail: https://radaronline.com/p/chuc....k-schumer-deletes-fa

Nice try, Schmuck 🤣

CANST
32 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣Get yourself a Displate deal using my link https://www.displate.com/movieoverload or my discount code MovieOverload to access my special promo on all designs | 1-2 for 27% OFF 3+ for 37% OFF available until May 14th excl. Limited Editions, Lumino and Textra.

In this video Disney Star Wars Video Essay, we take a look at how Disney destroyed Star Wars. Starting with the disconnected Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, to the slate of mediocre Star Wars Shows on Disney Plus, that have aided in plummeting George Lucas' beloved franchise into the depths of obscurity. This isn't another Disney Star Wars hate video, this is a video from a frustrated fan who wants this franchise to command the respect that it used to.

Twitch/Twitter/Instagram - https://linktr.ee/ozzyovld

The Acolyte (2024)
Ahsoka (2023)
The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
The Last Jedi (2017)
The Force Awakens (2015)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
The Mandalorian (2020)

Timecodes
0:00 - Intro
2:16 - Sponsor
4:02 - Part 1 (Sequels)
7:22 - Part 2 (Relying on the Past)
13:27 - Part 3 (What Future?)

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ymHGzgwgI

CANST
18 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣VfB gets you HOT ASS GARBAGE tonight, courtesy of Young Rippa & HeelsVsBabyface - imagine reading the book while watching the first STAR WARS film, and never once asking: when does R2-D2 scissor with C-3PO 🤔

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CANST
19 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣Eight days until it's officially 🌅 WHITE BOY SUMMER

Grabbed from the Revolution Radio chat

Thumbnail: https://www.memedroid.com/memes/tag/lion+king

CANST
27 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣Rosie begins by kvetching about Dave's calling out of the jews on SNL; the problem is...IT ISN'T OUR PROBLEM ✅

Honestly, the good jew/bad jew debate isn't the world's problem, but somehow keeps devolving to this very thing; my question is: why protect the impostors?

VfB knows that the 2.4% is a red herring; this doesn't seem to account for all of the mixed jews in Hollywood, does it...? 🤔

Jim then relays the story of the (((visitation))), which seems to be the precipitating event that drove Dave to leave the United States for some time

Clip from The Roseanne Barr Podcast #43 Jim Breuer!!!!!
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#roseanne #roseannebarr #jimbreuer #davechappelle source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDlPDrgyM0

CANST
25 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣One of the best memes ever 🤣

Thumbnail: https://i.imgur.com/9O612LE.png

CANST
40 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣I’m gonna make you my girlfriend - Mike Tyson 😂

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBERGHMGGBM

Thumbnail: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/561243

https://www.essentiallysports.....com/ufc-mma-boxing-n

What if a legendary boxer and a UFC champion went to war against each other? And what if Jon Jones and Mike Tyson filled those shoes and engaged in verbal warfare? The amusing but hypothetical scenario would definitely take the combat sports world by storm. The fans would flock to the press conference, and the exciting fight would shatter the PPV records. A recent clip offers a glimpse into what would go down if the two combat sports titans threw verbal sludge at each other.

‘Bones’ and ‘Iron Mike’ remain two of the most dominant forces in their respective sports. While the MMA fighter has cemented his legacy as the GOAT in the UFC, there are few doubters of Tyson’s title as the ‘baddest’ man on the planet. However, with their careers stretching over different timelines, the chances of a fight between the two are rather slim. But the UFC’s heavyweight champion came across a clip that left him in splits as he apparently engaged with Tyson in an electric exchange.

The 36-year-old fighter turned to his Instagram handle and shared a clip on his Instagram story. Notably, in the edited clip, the fans can spot the interviews of both fighters juxtaposed in such a manner that both appear to be in heated arguments with each other. And it appears the decorated boxer is already agitated.

The UFC champion started the proceedings by poking fun at Tyson. He said, “Oh, you so mad that I can hear it in your voice. F*cking b*tch. Hey, b*tch, are you still there?” The sheer disrespect didn’t sit well with the American boxer.

| Flustered, Mike Tyson brings the fight to Jon Jones |

Tyson hit back with a scathing response as he declared, “How dare you talk to me like that! You should get up and kneel to me now and I’ll spare you on the night of 28th. Ok, I don’t know why you talking to me like that when you know I’ll kill you for it.”

Following this, Jones pointed out, “Coming from a kid who is 5’10.”

At this point, Tyson had enough, as he had made his usual prediction of their supposed fight. He expressed, “Oh man, I can’t wait till 28th. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend. I’m gonna make sure you kiss me good with those big lips.”

The comical but fabricated interaction caught Jones’ attention, and he even left a comment on the post. He responded, “😂”.

Markedly, Tyson’s original remarks were directed at Canadian boxer Donovan ‘Razor’ Ruddock in the lead-up to their rematch on June 28, 1991. With a stellar victory, he established himself as the number-one contender in the division. On the other hand, Jones had blasted Daniel Cormier with his choice words in the build-up to their match at UFC 182 and subsequently defended his title.

Jon Jones will fight Stipe Miocic at UFC 295 in November at Madison Square Garden. Meanwhile, Tyson is helping Jones’ MMA rival Francis Ngannou train for his boxing debut against Tyson Fury.

What do you think of this hilarious verbal exchange between Jon Jones and Mike Tyson? Do you believe an actual banter between them will be more entertaining? Let us know in the comments

CANST
33 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣Lizzo reacts to Southpark wrecking her

From the boys 🧂🍘

Thumbnail: https://itskenbarbie.com/lizzo..../why-are-yall-like-t

AltCastTV & Odysee thumbnail: https://slate.com/podcasts/icy....mi/2021/04/body-posi

CANST
26 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣TONY™ - Does this offend you?

Source: https://x.com/TONYxTWO/status/1794557113429000343

If one cannot offend those whom require offense, one cannot be honest

Thumbnail: https://imgflip.com/i/21ksv5

AltCastTV & Odysee thumbnail: https://blog.rumag.nl/dit-zijn....-de-allergrootste-se

Enjoy the weekend everyone!

CANST
33 Visninger · 2 flere år siden

⁣INGLEWOOD, California—Given a live global platform Saturday night by Netflix, Katt Williams closed out an electric hour of comedy punctuated by multiple audio/visual cues with a call for the United States to pay out reparations for enslaving generations of Black Americans, and citing our eager willingness to fund other nations such as Ukraine right now as proof of concept.

“It is now time for Black people in America to get paid reparations for everything that them and their ancestors have been through in American history,” Williams declared in front of 6,000 in attendance at YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California, plus upward of millions more watching live on Netflix. “Why now, Katt? Thanks for asking, white friends. I’ll tell you why now. And understand white friends, I don’t speak for all Black people. But I do speak for all n—rs. And you are not supposed to know the difference.”

Williams continued: “The time is now. And understand, white friends. I know you’re thinking, no seriously, Katt, why now? I’ll tell you why. And these are the facts. We just gave $100 billion to the Ukraine. And God bless the Ukrainians. But off the record? We don’t know them n—-rs like that! You could’ve gave that money to Black people. The fuck? We done gave them all that money. The truth is they over there getting their ass whooped over there. You coulda gave that money to the Black people of Los Angeles, and they’d have went over there and whooped their ass in two weeks. Look. It looks like reparations is for Black people. But it’s not. It’s for you, white friend. It’s for you. It’s going to help us, but it’s for you. Sure, every Black person going to wake up with $20 million in the bank. So the fuck what? It’s for you, white friends. You think American been great before? Wait til we got a country full of rich n—rs. This fitting to be the greatest country in the world, bitch!”

The comedian also hoped to persuade more conservative white Americans to support reparations by appealing to their baser instincts.

“White friend, don’t you want to get slavery behind you? You never had a slave in your motherfucking life. Get this past you. You pay them reparations, racism is dead. Get it past you, white friends,” Williams concluded. “Here’s what they won’t tell you, white friends. You pay them reparations, you can say n—r any time you want to, do you hear me?”

Katt Williams: Woke Foke, just the second stand-up special streamed live globally by Netflix after last year’s Chris Rock: Selective Outrage, was one of the centerpiece events of the second-ever Netflix Is a Joke Fest, happening through the first 12 days and nights of May across Los Angeles. Williams had several comedians warm up the audience in the two hours leading up to livestream, and he opened by expressing his gratitude at how far he’d come since his early years. “It was ’99 and the 2000s and I was in this Inglewood at the Hollywood Park Casino for $100 a week, and God brought me 24 Kobe years later, bam! Live. Right here in motherfucking Inglewood. God really is the greatest.”

Part of what drew Netflix to picking Williams for their next live special was his three-hour performance on retired footballer Shannon Sharpe’s Club Shay Shay podcast, which has racked up more than 68 million views since premiering Jan. 3 on YouTube. The comedian made sure to shout that out early in his hour, too: “I tried to be incog-Negro but thanks to Shannon Sharpe’s loudmouth ass, the gig is up. Everybody knows I’ll tell. But I don’t do no snitching! Y’all know my job. In my spare time I infiltrate the Illuminati. Look for their secrets. Run back. Tell y’all. And they’d kill me if they could, but I’m too fast, and the Lord keep blessing me.”

Although Williams did name-check many entertainers and politicians in the hour—among them, Nick Cannon, Robert De Niro, Jamie Foxx, Da Brat, Trick Daddy, Tory Lanez, Lizzo, Sharon Osbourne, P. Diddy, Wayne Brady, Hunter Biden, President Joe Biden, former President Donald Trump, and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis—none of it rose to quite the same salacious level as the fires he stoked in January.

For example, lampooning the FBI’s non-investigation into a bag of cocaine found inside the White House, Williams showed a giant photo of a baggie labeled “Hunter’s Blow” to suggest the true culprit, then added: “Hunter on crack. Joe asleep. The only person really working at the White house behind the scenes is Joe Biden’s German Shepherd named Commander.” He then showed a photo of the president with his pooch, while joking about how many Secret Service agents Commander Biden had bitten.

Read the rest at the URL below

https://www.thedailybeast.com/....katt-williams-takes-

Source: https://www.bitchute.com/video/zNPsdJa0nVRz/




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