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25 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣Are we about to see the Manhattan Transfer? 🤫

The character known as 'Joe Biden', whom VfB refers to as TATERTOT, isn't long for politics; what will replace it?

Big Mike? 🍆

Gruesome Newsome? 🧌

Witchy Whitmer? 🧙

Whatever you freaks got - we're gunna goof on 'em all! 🤣

Thumbnail: https://abc7chicago.com/biden-....memes-obama-prank-un

AltCastTV & Odysee thumbnail: https://giphy.com/gifs/news-de....mocratic-debate-eigh

CANST
43 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣This comes courtesy of Angel Espino, who was on the Jolly Roger last night with Japhy Ryder, Roger Hanson, Karma Love & VfB [show to come later]

Animals hopped up on cocaine is not a new concept; the February film “Cocaine Bear” loosely chronicled the bizarre true story of when a 175-pound black bear ingested cocaine that was thrown out of a drug smuggling plane in 1985.

However, with Discovery Channel’s Shark Week right around the corner, scientists have revealed the possible discovery of sharks in the Atlantic Ocean that have ingested cocaine.

Experts say that sharks may be gobbling up bales of drugs that were dumped into the water off the coast by smugglers.

Biologists studying the phenomenon reported seeing a hammerhead shark swimming into discarded packages and biting into them.

After ingesting the drugs, the sharks were observed to be behaving erratically, causing what scientists call “crazy brain.”

A documentary focusing on sharks on cocaine is set to premiere during Shark Week, which begins on Sunday.

Story: https://ktla.com/news/scientis....ts-investigating-aft

CANST
43 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

This is a testament to the levels of spitefulness to which can be reached; in Canada, Trump's cameo in the film Home Alone 2 was removed:

https://finance.yahoo.com/vide....o/home-alone-2-trump


https://www.cnn.com/videos/med....ia/2019/12/27/home-a



VfB says - why not go full potato and replace him with TaterTot 🤣


Thumbnail: ⁣http://www.sneakpeek.ca/2019/1....2/donald-trump-movie

CANST
18 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣9mmSMG - Don't kick in the door to a hotel, and you won't get your bell rung.

Source: https://x.com/9mm_smg/status/1807408282597740868

Thumbnail: https://imgflip.com/i/108akx

AltCastTV & Odysee thumbnail: https://www.reddit.com/r/idioc....racy/comments/1ds4pk

CANST
42 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣VfB figured this out at the age of 4...but who would pay attention to a precocious kid?

Ed Palefsky, the cameraman, was actually the 1st man on the moon 📸

Source: https://old.bitchute.com/video/TPcDTxCwS1Kb/

CANST
14 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣VfB's idea for a THE UNITED SPOT drop: ⚫

The end of Caddyshack, as Danny puts to the lip of the cup, and Judge Smails and Doc Beeper begin celebrating prematurely, not realizing that the game is NOT done - this is exactly where we are at this moment [of course, we're well past that moment, Carl has tripped the explosives, and we are right now dodging - VfB got shrapnel in the leg, so can attest to the reality of the situation]

The casting could be wild on this one! Who gets to play the gopher? 🐿

We make pictures talk, come with us and enjoy some of the most hilarious talking picture videos around. Our main goal is to make you laugh,, bring a smile to your face and brighten your day a little. This is just for fun, every video is a parody and meant for playful fun. Don’t take life so seriously, sometimes we just need to take a moment and laugh. Please come and visit us, subscribe and watch a video. We appreciate all of our subscribers, we wouldn’t be here without you. Thanks to all of you who have supported us.

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/rmD3E9fhu37f/

VfB realized that this is all a big shoah, so the best suggestion to make is to write in one's own script; if you leave it to these wet brains, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOU...OR CARE TO

CANST
34 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣This is the video of Jon Minadeo distributing anti-Semitic pamphlets around West Palm Beach while using racial slurs sometime around early September of 2023.

It was originally titled "Jon Minadeo is a Racist Coward (Guy in tank top) DISTURBING RACIAL SLURS WARNING", but that's gay AF!

Just so you realize - this putz has 170 subs...and the video has exactly 170 views!

He posted 3 cringe-filled comments:

@clipsyoucantshowyourmother
16 hours ago (edited)
Jon has trouble removing his own bra when he gets to 2nd base with himself https://youtube.com/shorts/EA6....FznOQU_U?si=RqTkc1bj

Reply or kvetch

@clipsyoucantshowyourmother
15 hours ago
I can only get hard to the idea that he's angrily punching his own pindick in frustration of not being able to comment lololol

Reply or seethe

@clipsyoucantshowyourmother
15 hours ago
Oh no Jon's husband wants to post but youtube has him flagged as spam whatever will his burner accounts and 60 subscribers do lol

It's EASY BAKE OVEN TIME! 🧑‍🍳

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_CPmishnIA

CANST
28 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣VfB is pretty sure you all recall HELL HATH NO FURY ⚢ LIKE A YENTA SCORNED

Now comes 🪩 the mixtape

OG post: https://x.com/taradublinrocks/....status/1718507850828

Source: https://flood.social/post/1333....5_his-name-is-steve.

Thumbnail: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/t....iktok-hooked-nose-fi

AltCastTV & Odysee thumbnail: https://www.bustle.com/article....s/35127-54-things-on

CANST
33 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣Happy Juneteenth 🤣

Source: https://x.com/BenBankas/status..../1803523336003100944 BELATED 📅 JOONTEEFUS!

As was posted yesterday, THE ROSENBERGS ☭ SOVIET SPIES was the real reason for the commemoration of June 19th, NOT this false commemoration of something that was against the charter of the Constitution; if this is incorrect, why the bait and switch of the 13th Amendment?

Back In 1933, America Was Sold Down The River

The following text is courtesy of Jeff Anderson - I also recommend Michael Badnarik's Constitution Class 101 - the link is to Part 1 of 7.

http://www.facebook.com/profil....e.php?id=10000055356

http://video.google.com/videop....lay?docid=5085838350

What this breaks down to is this:

Back in 1933, when the United States went into bankruptcy because it could no longer pay its debts, it pledged the American People themselves without their consent as the asset to keep the government afloat and operating. Because government no longer had any way to pay its debts with substance, and was bankrupt, it lost its sovereignty and standing in law. Outside and separate from Constitutional Government, to continue to function and operate, it created an artificial world consisting of artificial entities. This was accomplished by taking everyone's proper birth given name and creating what is called a "fiction in law." By way of an acronym., i.e. a name written in ALL-CAPITAL-LETTERS to interact with. A name written in ALL CAPITAL-LETTERS is not a sentient, flesh and blood person. It is a corporate fiction or deceased person. Government, as well as all corporations, including the Internal Revenue Service, cannot deal with you or interact with you via your proper name given to you at birth, only through your ALL-CAPITAL-LETTERS-NAME!

As a direct result. attorneys and lawyers cannot and do not represent you in your 'Private Capacity'. Attorneys and lawyers represent corporations, artificial persons, and fictions in law - ONLY!

What the majority in this country fail to recognize is this: because of the bankruptcy and having been pledged as an asset to the National Government's debt, this makes all citizens DEBTORS under Chapter 11.

DEBTORS in bankruptcy having lost their solvency - have NO RIGHTS, no STANDING IN LAW and are at the mercy of the CREDITORS... via their attorneys.

All courts today sit and operate as Non-Constitutional, Non-Article Three Legislative Tribunals administering the bankruptcy via their "statutes" (codes). All Courts are Title 11 Bankruptcy Courts where these statutes are, in reality, "commercial obligations" being applied for the "benefit" or "privilege" of discharging debts with limited liability of the Federal Reserve Monopoly colorable-money Federal Reserve Notes (debt instruments).

This means every time you end up before a court - not only do you NOT have any standing in law to state a claim upon which relief can be granted, YOU HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS! Why? Because you are a DEBTOR under the bankruptcy, and in addition to having contracted away your rights in exchange for benefits and privileges; you do not have one single shred of evidence to establish otherwise.

In bankruptcy, ONLY CREDITORS have rights! In a nutshell, as a DEBTOR, you have no Rights, they are reduced to mere privileges which are licensed, regulated, and can be altered, amended and changed to meet whatever the particular or special needs of their government for whatever whim. If taking away your home, your car, taxing your labor, or locking you up for violating any of the SIXTY MILLION-plus legislatively created DEBTOR codes and statutes they have on the books today happens to meet the needs of their government - it really doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize who the loser will be!

https://tona13.blogspot.com/20....11/01/back-in-1933-a

CANST
44 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣VfB raids the vault again 🍆

Thumbnail: https://qanon-news.com/categor....y/people/michaelrobi

CANST
17 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣Chuck Schumer's Grilling Gaffe Goes Viral: Senator Deletes Post After Twitter Roasts His Raw Cheeseburger Skills

In a Father's Day post that was quickly deleted, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) shared a photo of himself at the grill, attempting to showcase his culinary skills. However, eagle-eyed Twitter users noticed a major flaw in his cooking technique: Schumer had placed a slice of cheese on a raw burger patty, sparking a wave of ridicule and memes. The post, which Schumer captioned "Our family has lived in an apartment building for all our years, but my daughter and her wife just bought a house with a backyard and for the first time we’re having a barbecue with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill!", was ratioed into oblivion before the senator took it down.

The incident highlights the pitfalls of politicians trying to appear relatable on social media, with Schumer's attempt to connect with the common man backfiring spectacularly. Twitter users were quick to point out that the senator, who has a net worth estimated at over $69 million, probably doesn't spend much time grilling in his daily life. The photo also drew criticism for its apparent pandering, with some accusing Schumer of using his family's recent home purchase as a way to score political points.

#chuckschumer, #grillingfail, #cheeseburgergate, #politiciansonsocialmedia, #relatabilityfail, #fathersday, #memeoftheday, #offtopicshow additional Information: The incident has sparked a broader conversation about the authenticity of politicians' social media posts and their attempts to connect with the public. Some have argued that Schumer's post was harmless and that the criticism is overblown, while others see it as a symptom of a larger problem with politicians trying to appear relatable without actually understanding the lives of everyday Americans. The incident also highlights the power of social media to hold public figures accountable for their actions and statements, and the importance of being mindful of what is shared online.

Source: https://x.com/OffTopicShow2/st....atus/180274631730043

Thumbnail: https://radaronline.com/p/chuc....k-schumer-deletes-fa

Nice try, Schmuck 🤣

CANST
32 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣Get yourself a Displate deal using my link https://www.displate.com/movieoverload or my discount code MovieOverload to access my special promo on all designs | 1-2 for 27% OFF 3+ for 37% OFF available until May 14th excl. Limited Editions, Lumino and Textra.

In this video Disney Star Wars Video Essay, we take a look at how Disney destroyed Star Wars. Starting with the disconnected Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, to the slate of mediocre Star Wars Shows on Disney Plus, that have aided in plummeting George Lucas' beloved franchise into the depths of obscurity. This isn't another Disney Star Wars hate video, this is a video from a frustrated fan who wants this franchise to command the respect that it used to.

Twitch/Twitter/Instagram - https://linktr.ee/ozzyovld

The Acolyte (2024)
Ahsoka (2023)
The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
The Last Jedi (2017)
The Force Awakens (2015)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
The Mandalorian (2020)

Timecodes
0:00 - Intro
2:16 - Sponsor
4:02 - Part 1 (Sequels)
7:22 - Part 2 (Relying on the Past)
13:27 - Part 3 (What Future?)

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ymHGzgwgI

CANST
16 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣VfB gets you HOT ASS GARBAGE tonight, courtesy of Young Rippa & HeelsVsBabyface - imagine reading the book while watching the first STAR WARS film, and never once asking: when does R2-D2 scissor with C-3PO 🤔

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CANST
19 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣Eight days until it's officially 🌅 WHITE BOY SUMMER

Grabbed from the Revolution Radio chat

Thumbnail: https://www.memedroid.com/memes/tag/lion+king

CANST
27 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣Rosie begins by kvetching about Dave's calling out of the jews on SNL; the problem is...IT ISN'T OUR PROBLEM ✅

Honestly, the good jew/bad jew debate isn't the world's problem, but somehow keeps devolving to this very thing; my question is: why protect the impostors?

VfB knows that the 2.4% is a red herring; this doesn't seem to account for all of the mixed jews in Hollywood, does it...? 🤔

Jim then relays the story of the (((visitation))), which seems to be the precipitating event that drove Dave to leave the United States for some time

Clip from The Roseanne Barr Podcast #43 Jim Breuer!!!!!
Full Episode: https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?si=9Gloc8M9qZajy6Nf
All things Roseanne: https://www.roseannebarr.com
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Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/roseannebarr
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/therealroseanne


Dont forget to Like and Subscribe!

#roseanne #roseannebarr #jimbreuer #davechappelle source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDlPDrgyM0

CANST
25 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣One of the best memes ever 🤣

Thumbnail: https://i.imgur.com/9O612LE.png

CANST
40 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣I’m gonna make you my girlfriend - Mike Tyson 😂

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBERGHMGGBM

Thumbnail: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/561243

https://www.essentiallysports.....com/ufc-mma-boxing-n

What if a legendary boxer and a UFC champion went to war against each other? And what if Jon Jones and Mike Tyson filled those shoes and engaged in verbal warfare? The amusing but hypothetical scenario would definitely take the combat sports world by storm. The fans would flock to the press conference, and the exciting fight would shatter the PPV records. A recent clip offers a glimpse into what would go down if the two combat sports titans threw verbal sludge at each other.

‘Bones’ and ‘Iron Mike’ remain two of the most dominant forces in their respective sports. While the MMA fighter has cemented his legacy as the GOAT in the UFC, there are few doubters of Tyson’s title as the ‘baddest’ man on the planet. However, with their careers stretching over different timelines, the chances of a fight between the two are rather slim. But the UFC’s heavyweight champion came across a clip that left him in splits as he apparently engaged with Tyson in an electric exchange.

The 36-year-old fighter turned to his Instagram handle and shared a clip on his Instagram story. Notably, in the edited clip, the fans can spot the interviews of both fighters juxtaposed in such a manner that both appear to be in heated arguments with each other. And it appears the decorated boxer is already agitated.

The UFC champion started the proceedings by poking fun at Tyson. He said, “Oh, you so mad that I can hear it in your voice. F*cking b*tch. Hey, b*tch, are you still there?” The sheer disrespect didn’t sit well with the American boxer.

| Flustered, Mike Tyson brings the fight to Jon Jones |

Tyson hit back with a scathing response as he declared, “How dare you talk to me like that! You should get up and kneel to me now and I’ll spare you on the night of 28th. Ok, I don’t know why you talking to me like that when you know I’ll kill you for it.”

Following this, Jones pointed out, “Coming from a kid who is 5’10.”

At this point, Tyson had enough, as he had made his usual prediction of their supposed fight. He expressed, “Oh man, I can’t wait till 28th. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend. I’m gonna make sure you kiss me good with those big lips.”

The comical but fabricated interaction caught Jones’ attention, and he even left a comment on the post. He responded, “😂”.

Markedly, Tyson’s original remarks were directed at Canadian boxer Donovan ‘Razor’ Ruddock in the lead-up to their rematch on June 28, 1991. With a stellar victory, he established himself as the number-one contender in the division. On the other hand, Jones had blasted Daniel Cormier with his choice words in the build-up to their match at UFC 182 and subsequently defended his title.

Jon Jones will fight Stipe Miocic at UFC 295 in November at Madison Square Garden. Meanwhile, Tyson is helping Jones’ MMA rival Francis Ngannou train for his boxing debut against Tyson Fury.

What do you think of this hilarious verbal exchange between Jon Jones and Mike Tyson? Do you believe an actual banter between them will be more entertaining? Let us know in the comments

CANST
33 Tampilan · 1 tahun yang lalu

⁣Lizzo reacts to Southpark wrecking her

From the boys 🧂🍘

Thumbnail: https://itskenbarbie.com/lizzo..../why-are-yall-like-t

AltCastTV & Odysee thumbnail: https://slate.com/podcasts/icy....mi/2021/04/body-posi




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