⁣"Ji-Had It Coming", Way to Die #127, is the second death featured in "Dead Before They Know It", which aired on March 23, 2011.

Plot
An award-winning American reporter named Tanya, who denounces her U.S. citizenship, converts to Islam, and marries a Taliban leader. Tanya celebrates by firing off several rounds of an AK-47 into the air during her wedding to fit in with the crowd, but loses control of the gun and dies when one of the bullets hits a metal pitcher and ricochets into her skull, where it bounces inside and causes massive bleeding and immediately fatal wounds, killing her instantly and sending her to hell.

Transcript
(The scene opens to the top of a middle eastern building as a Taliban stands guard holding an AK47)

Narrator: Tanya used to be an award-winning journalist working the most dangerous places in the Middle-East. But she lost her perspective. She denounced the U.S., became a Muslim, and now, to seal the deal.

Taliban leader: My wife.

Narrator: She's about to marry a Taliban terrorist.

Narrator: A terrorist wedding is a simple affair for the most part: a lot of bearded men and overly clothed women shouting and firing off their cute little noisemakers.

(One of the men raises up his Makarov and starts popping off rounds in the air as everyone cheers)

Narrator: Having been a spoiled and pampered infidel, Tanya wasn't used to handling anything as hefty as an AK-47. But she wanted to show she could "Taliban" as hard as everyone else.

Group: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

(Tanya fires off, but the recoil soon overwhelms her as the rifle begins to runaway, spraying bullets everywhere and causing the party goers to run for their lives. Bullets breaking pots, hitting pillars, and finally hitting a metal decanter as it ricochets and hits Tanya square in the middle of her forehead.)

Narrator: She should've stuck with her laptop.

(Flashback

Narrator: One of the rounds bounced off a metal pitcher, and didn't stop until it banged around her skull, turning her brain into mush. (Recap, Epic Rock Piece is playing)

Narrator: Tanya was just another bleeding heart who went native. She thought she was going to help overthrow the U.S. In the end, she did her country a huge favor... by dying.

Source: https://1000waystodie.fandom.c....om/wiki/Ji-Had_It_Co

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Trivia
Also called "Terrorist Wedding" on the Spike TV website.
The ending line of the doggerel "in the end, she did her country a huge favor... by dying" is a variation of the same line used in the doggerel for Way to Die #206.
This is one of 3 deaths caused by bouncing bullets. The other ones are Dead Fella and Rife-Ill.
Tanya's death is similar to that of Cindy's death in Any Given Gunday.
This death also takes place 2 years before I Spy A Dead Guy.
AK47 Looks the same as CrossFire's AK47 be similar.

Experts
Wendy Douglas - Tanya (lead: intented victim)
Dr. Vyshali Rao (Cardiologist)
Rick Hahn (Retired FBI Agent)
Alternative Description
Description as seen on Spike TV's website

"A misguided American woman marries a terrorist, but accidentally kills herself during the wedding celebration when she mishandles an AK-47."

Foreign Names
En Edad de Merecer (In Age to Deserve) - Latin American Spanish dub
Morte Santa (Holy Death) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
Segment Nickname
"Terrorist Wedding" (Spike TV website)
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