300 ⚔ BUT INSTEAD OF GERARD BUTLER, YOU GET ELLIOT PAGE 😅 [YOU FIGURE OUT HOW IT ENDS❗]

Fri, 15 May 2026 19:59:04 +0200

⁣300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

Source: https://x.com/DrClownPhD/statu....s/205507508810228986

Christopher Nolan was apparently infected with the WOKE VIRUS [the only virii proven to actually exist], and has casted Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy in his upcoming Odyseey film, possibly encouraged by nonsense from The View:

How the f*ck is this NOT satire? MEMOLOGY 101